Twilight's power, along with that of Celestia, Luna, and Cadance, has been claimed by Tirek. Drunk on power, the demon-centaur is unleashing destruction upon Equestria, his reign of terror just beginning.

But there is hope. A crystalline chest, a gift from the Tree of Harmony, able to be opened by six keys. Keys which Twilight has now claimed the last of. All they can do is hope, hope that whatever is contained inside the chest is enough to stop Tirek.

And then something goes wrong ...

Note: This story is in no way connected with my other fanfics. It's very much a one-off in good fun.

This story is a sequel to Rainbow, Big and Froggy

After personally inspecting Ratchet, Clank and Qwark proof traps in an unknown galaxy on his ship, Lawrence 'accidentally' opened up a trap door into the nearest planet. This wouldn't be a problem if Dr. Nefarious wasn't standing on it. Unfortunately he landed near Princess Twilight.

Crossover with the Ratchet and Clank games. Takes place after All 4 One.
Rated T for two mild swear words, one of which is cut off.
Suitable for everyone else if the first few games' ratings are to be believed.

Second in a pseudo one-shot series I like to call: Slightly Random Pony and Even More Random Game Character. Or SRPEMRGC or Pony and VGC for short. Where every character will be treated with respect, unless that goes against the characters existence/purpose.
They won't have an overarching plot, each story can be enjoyed on its own. They take place in the same universe though.
1: Rainbow, Big and Froggy
2: Princess Twilight and Dr. Nefarious
3: Applejack and Moneybags
4: Lightning Dust and Polar

Discord goes to Heaven.

He's not sure why, either.

Celestia has much on her plate. Foreign Diplomats to please, a Nation to run, and little ponies to keep happy and safe. It would help if she could rely on her sister, however Luna's archaic speaking keeps her from holding court as almost no one can understand a word she says.

It's high time Celestia did something about that.

(Commissioned piece for Dusty_Books)

Maud Pie is evil. Maud Pie is scarily hyper-competent. And Maud Pie has been plotting for years on how to take the Equestrian throne by conquest.

Fortunately for Equestria, she's still obsessed with rocks.

T rating is for a heavily sexually suggestive scene.

Cover art belongs to shrusxaiken, used with permission.

Wow! So I went to this convention and found this stand that was selling lifelike replicas of video-gaming swag. I got a copy of Sol Badguy's sword for a steal! Too bad that shifty merchant actually sent me to Equestria, but on the plus side, I'm Sol Badguy now!

I'm gonna do this right, just you watch. I'm genre-savvy, nobody and nopony is going to stop Sol Badguy!

Obvious Displaced parody. Sol Badguy is from the Guilty Gear franchise.

Day 4 of my Self-Imposed 28 Fics in 28 Days Challenge

Princess Celestia sends an oddly simple message to Twilight and Spike. The contents: "What are you wearing?" Complications and chaos ensue.
Inspired by this artwork.

Audio Reading by Lead Bread

This story is a sequel to Celestia's New Assistant

He makes Discord look sane. Most ponies resent him. He is the most chaotic thing to ever live.

Will he save Equestria? Will he doom it? Will Citrus Fruit be involved? More then Likely. Beware, he is...The Human.

"I simultaneously want to know what's going through your head when writing this, and don't want to know what could inspire this." -Love the Changeling

"MOST. RANDOM. STORY. EVER." -jackofalltradez

"I mean... stare too long into the abyss and the abyss stares into you, and the abyss has skittles apparently" -ShadowsAndDust

This story is a sequel to Discord's Assistant

Discord is sick of his human assistant. Too crazy. Even for him, but hey, not his problem any more. Princess Celestia might have a way to deal with him. He's not going to terrorize everypony....right?

"This is the PERFECT THING to read at midnight!" -Dream Seeker
"WHAT ARE YOU ON AND CAN I GET SOME." -Disconcerted
"This has to be the greatest thing I've ever read." -Azurus

A lot of people demanded a sequel, so here it is! I want to thank everyone who helped me. Without you guys I doubt I could have done it.

Proofreading done by SteelxPaladin

Discord suddenly has a protégé of sorts. If only his new student wasn't already a master of the chaotic arts....