"LAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"

In an unknown atmosphere of an unusually blue and green planet, Dr. Nefarious and Lawrence were hiding out in a flying mini van of a space ship they hi-jacked. Dr. Nefarious was working on a trap for his next encounter with Ratchet, Clank, Qwark, etc.

"Doom blades!" The doctor said with a soldering mask, with his hand open behind his back.

"Doom blades." Lawrence handed over the things to Nefarious.

"Hinges!"

"Hinges, you can never have enough."

"Screws!"

"Screws, you may need more than this."

"Hyper Screw driver!"

"If anyone needs a screwdriver, it's you sir."

"Locks that open once I press a shiny big red button!"

"Remote control locks."

"Whoops... GLUE!"

"Glue."

"Lawn Flamenco!"

"Lawn Flamingo."

"Paint and paint brush!"

"Which color, sir?"

"DOES IT MATTER!?"

"Of course not." Lawrence handed over the light pink paint. Nefarious wasn't amused.

"I think that glued to much. Give me the thingy that unglues glue."

"Your modified Crotchitizer."

"Ahahahahaha, MWAAAHAAHAHAHA! Lawrence, play the victorious yet dramatic and evil music." Lawrence presses the button on the ship's radio. "This is the perfect trap, I'll lure whoever I need to capture into the cargo hold, fly to a sun and drop them by activating the trap door into a sun. MWUHAHAAHAAA! And what better way to lure a hero with a promise of a free lawn flamenco, in front of the pink painted X. Whadd'ya think Lawrence?"

"It's simple, fools who's lost his edge would no doubt be fooled by this brilliant plan."

"INDEED! Now we only need to try test it." They sat on they're seats in front. Lawrence was in the drivers seat. "Open the glove compartment, Lawrence." After throwing about 31 gloves they found several remotes with red unlabeled buttons. "Um... Pick one, Lawrence. That way it won't be my fault."

"As you wish, sir." Lawrence 'accidentally(?)' presses the eject seat button... For Nefarious.

"LAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!-"

"Whoopsie, my bad."

Meanwhile, down on the ground

Twilight was enjoying her stroll to Hoovington on hoof, while Nefarious falling at alerting speed while glitching out again. "Oh Janice, when I first saw you, you smelled like a chewed up Kerchu by an Ameboid. But it was still love at first sight." Twilight saw a purple and green thing approaching her from above. Twilight side stepped. Nefarious crashed right next to her, it snapped him out of the glitch. Nefarious got up his feet, not noticing the winged unicorn behind him. "What? How did I get here? It's all so-"

"Excuse me." Twilight said.

"Bwaak!" That shocked the Doctor.

"Sorry, did I startle you, sir?"

"You're not fooling me this time Lawrence!"

"Excuse me?"

"It wasn't funny on April Fools, and it isn't funny now!"

"What wasn't funny?"

"Modding my portable VR training simulator to portray a sickeningly cute world, and activating it in my sleep! Only this time it isn't based on that show you watch, Passion Pandas!"

"Passion Pandas?"

"Well I might as practice anyways. PREPARE TO BE MUTILATED YOU SQUISHY!! MWAHAHAHAAA!!" Nefarious started hovering. He start throwing his after images at her. Twilight side stepped, or strafed.

"I have done nothing wrong!"

"You're not fooling me!" Nefarious shot his finger bullet beams. Twilight backed up.

"You give me no choice!" Twilight started shooting back. One was aimed right at Nefarious' face.

"Oh sh-" *Clank* "You will pay for that Lawrence!" Nefarious turned furious and disappeared.

Twilight became flabbergasted. "Where did he go?" She looked around to try and find Purple and Green lava lamp. She also shot left and right in case he became invisible. She hit nothing but trees and some blue Pegasus only written in here because once an episode sorta deal. Twilight apologized for the latter. "Seems like he's gone..." 'I still better be cautious, he might try to stab me in the back.' Twilight paranoidly thought.

"Behind you!" Twilight turned around. "SURPRISE!!" Nefarious was actually in front of her, now behind. He turned visible behind her his annihilator blades ready to stab and Twilight kicked him. It knocked him on the ground.

That barely scratched his ridicules health bar however. He got back on his feet. The Doctor pulled out his Combuster* and started blasting at Twilight. They both started flying and strafing around each other. "Eat dirt you miserable mammal!" Dr. Nefarious got a lucky shot in. It took Twilight down to the ground. Nefarious descended, walked toward the princess and set his foot on the pony. "Sweet victory! It's been a while since I felt this great! I'll cut you some slack Lawr- AAWWK!" Twilight teleported from under his feet causing him to lose his balance and fall right on his chin.

"You're a menace, who knows what you will do to Equestria if I'm defeated!." Twilight said behind him, a few meters away. She was charging up a powerful blast spell.

"I've had enough of this crap! I will Rip Ya a New One until you're nothing but a big pile of ashes!! Starting with your six." He activated the R.Y.N.O. VI Protosuit as a rockin' riff started to play.

Dr. Nefarious shot twelve highly explosive missiles. Twilight shot a gigantic orb. The missiles hit the orb, causing a giant explosion. It conveniently just knocked the Purple beings into the nearest tree.

"Ah, thanks to that explosion, I finally managed to locate your signal, sir. Your fall made me lose contact. Allow me to beam you up." Lawrence said via Radio.

"Wait, that means this lousy place is real? Who or what are you, squishy purple quadruped?!" Nefarious said as he got slowly beamed up.

"I'm Princess Twilight Sparkle, they're more of me that in a group could easily defeat you, alien." She half-bluffed, lying on the ground. "Never come back unless you want to be thrown in a dungeon forever."

"And if you follow me I will skin you!"

"You could definitely use some skin."

"TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLIIIIIII-" "Oh janice." He hit an Phoenix that snapped him out his soap opera. "IIGHHT SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" "Oh Lance!" Suddenly back on his ship, Lawrence slapped him. "AARKLE!"

"Welcome back, sir."

"Wha'? How did I get here so fast?" Lawrence lied by shrugging. "Whatever. If you saw anything down there, Ignore it and don't mention it to anyone, Lawrence. The Ephemeris incident was bad enough for my reputation. Also, remind me to conquer this Galaxy, once I conquered a galaxy or five."

"Of course, sir."

Author's Note:

Original title: The Purple Princess and the Nefarious Purple Menace
Original chapter title: "LAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENC-"

*one of the basic pistol weapons in the Ratchet and Clank games.

I want to use Nefarious' shock wave bombs too. But if I added it it would have felt like some padding.
Also Twilight felt a little OOC.
This feels as my second worst fic in my opinion. What do you think?

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EnderKyle

EnderKyle #1 · Mar 16th, 2014 · · ·

This was... I can't find the words to describe it... Oh I know a word!: like!

firebirdabirdoffire

firebirdabirdoffire #2 · Mar 16th, 2014 · · ·

4091070 At least one of us liked it.

DX-1118 C

DX-1118 C #3 · Mar 16th, 2014 · · ·

4091710 Like.

qazse

qazse #4 · Mar 16th, 2014 · · ·

Aw over so soon

TGM

TGM #5 · Mar 16th, 2014 · · ·

I'm expecting something from the Jak & Daxter 'verse next.

firebirdabirdoffire

firebirdabirdoffire #6 · Mar 16th, 2014 · · ·

4092413 Sorry to disappoint, but Jak II turned me off to the series. And I haven't touched 3. Or the spin-offs. Shame too, I really wanted to like the series. But with that said. Jak 1 is one of one of my favorite platformers of all time. I could do a Sly Cooper one if it's any consolation.

TGM