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Southpaw


My pen hoof is somewhere on the left.

Don't Try This At Home 96 stories
  • Don't Try This At Home 96 stories - 32 unread chapters Ponies on Earth, Humans in Equestria, and maybe some crossovers if I can squeeze them in.
    Created by Southpaw
    - July, 2016
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Total Words: 3,573,200
Estimated Reading: 1 week

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Cammy and Scrim are a husband-and-wife team of window washers in New York City. They’re fast and friendly, and best of all they don’t need ladders or fall arrest gear to do their jobs.


Now with a reading by StraightToThePointStudio!
Now with a Chinese translation by FLX071
New Coverart by AlwaysDressesInStyle

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This story is a sequel to Laws of Celestial Motion


Twilight Sparkle and Albert Einstein found out that with science and magic, everything is possible. Literally.

They decided to open up a workshop that makes anything they can without ever questioning whether or not they should. Because, you know, there are customers to do that for them.


Is written with the same idea of Laws of Celestial Motion, but not necessarily in the same continuity (If there is one in the first place).

Don't expect comprehensibleness.

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Wet pavement hissed under her tires, and the Caterpillar engine rumbled happily in front of her. Her truck was happiest when it was moving. She was happiest when she was moving.


A story for the drive to Bronycon

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This story is a sequel to Laws of Celestial Motion


There are many stories about Benjamin Franklin and his kite. There are also many papers claiming that the experiment is impossible to survive. One paper, however, is left blank on his desk, waiting to disprove his peers.

There are many stories about Starlight Glimmer and her kites. There are also many witnesses claiming that she gets distressed whenever a thunderstorm came. One witness, however, claims to have seen her eager and smiling, despite the crackles of thunder, bringing with her a kite.

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This story is a sequel to The Ponyville Gazette


Octavia and her friends are known to be one of if not the most talented ensemble in Equestria. This position, along with the rising popularity of classical music, made them constantly got challenged by other ensembles looking for quick fame. And, while in the past they've won without a problem, their sudden lack of a pianist will certainly tip them off the podium and, quite possibly, their career.

Beethoven agrees to lend a hand.


Critiques and insults are encouraged.

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People seem to give Reversed Gender Roles In Equestria a bad name. But what if they actually had... like... healthy gender norms BUT WERE STILL REVERSED? ... Yeah it's about as fun as you'd expect.


Part of the B_25 vs Flutterpriest 24 Hour Writeoff

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There’s nothing better than a weekend, a time when you can relax and unwind in the solitude of a dock with nothing to think of but your fishing pole and earthworms for bait.

And pegasi.

So very many pegasi.


Now with a reading by Curtis Wildcat!
Now with a Chinese translation by hehelover

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It didn't take a genius to figure out that that perfume wasn't my own, nor did it take any real effort to locate the source of both of my issues: there was a pony asleep on my arm.

I assume she was asleep, anyway. She was breathing slowly and shallowly, which was quite easy to ascertain, as my right arm was draped across her.

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This story is a sequel to Braiding


A meeting with Nurse Tenderheart and a chance encounter with a filly motivate Sam to invite Rose over for dinner, as well as to push Sam just a little further into full integration with pony society.

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This story is a sequel to Dinner with Rose


After a dinner with Rose and a late night drunken trip to Sugarcube Corner, Sam wakes up from a nightmare with a hangover and more questions than answers about fitting in in Equestria. Luckily, ponies have pancakes and aspirin, which at least deal with the first problem. For the second, Sam's got a day off to hopefully find some answers.

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