After hearing of her desires from Pinkie, an overenthusiastic Discord decides to help fulfill Fluttershy's ultimate wish of becoming a tree... despite her reservations about the idea. To make sure she stays safe, he decides to turn her into an apple tree at Sweet Apple Acres; after all, no trees in Equestria are cared for better than them.
Unbeknownst to either of them, however, is that there's one slight problem: it's currently Applebuck Season at the Acres. Needless to say, Fluttershy gets bucked. HARD.
This is just some stupid idea based on an old joke that popped into my head last night and wouldn't go away until I had written this out.
I regret nothing.
T rating and Sex tag for innuendo.
Cover art by MetalBeerSolid