Anon's dead, apparently, and Death has come to claim his soul. There's just one problem: he doesn't want to go. And there's nothing Death can do to make him.

Alicorn Princess Twilight Sparkle rides a shark to Canterlot

...apparently I was featured on July 12, 2014. Imagine that. Yay for sharks.

So, I also apparently made it into Twilight's Library on July 20th, 2014. Man, you guys must really like your sharkfics.

Princess Celestia is certainly not a swan. Nopony would say that, not at all.

One sunny day, Spike wakes up to discover that he's grown a pair of nipples on his chest overnight.

Shenanigans ensue. Or something.

And no, this is not a clopfic. Go away.

This is somehow 100% Approved by Twilight's Library!

"Suppose I killed them all?"

Now with a dramatic reading by AShadowOfCygnus!

Sombra.
The name that makes ponies everywhere tremble.
The name that is the definition of cruelty.
The name that strikes fear into the hearts of all that hear it.
And that's really all that anypony can say. Ponies everywhere wonder what really goes on inside the head of the legendary crystal tyrant. What dreams and thoughts of malice could possibly sustain such cruelty?

What actually goes on inside Sombra's head might surprise everypony...

A big thanks to the amazing Mickeymonster for letting me use the cover art. Check it out here!

Princess Twilight Sparkle was flying with Rainbow Dash when she gets stuck in the sky.

...and this fic is the fic that pierced Twilight's Library on 7/20/2014!

"Like two peas in a pod we did everything together!" sang Twilight in the season finale. But what if she was letting on more than everyone else knew? What if Twilight really was a pea?

Celestia lays an egg, really, there's nothing more to it.

Okay maybe a love triangle is involved somehow, but that's really it.

When her horn is transformed into a spork, Twilight is fairly certain who's to blame. Discord takes the opportunity to tell the epic tale of the origin of The God of Sporks.

Written while waiting for servers to finish upgrading.
Coverart credit to CrunchNugget