Twilight Sparkle's crown and Element of Harmony has been stolen, so she must go on an epic adventure in order to get it back and save Equestria.

However, the enemy that she must face to get it back isn't quite what she was expecting.

Anon decides it's time to test out a theory of his. If the ponies can go around naked all day, then why can't he?

I mean, what's the worst that could happen, right?

Anon has been in Ponyville for almost three months now and has noticed some of the odd behaviors of the local ponies, they seem to burst out into song whenever they feel like and it can spread until it affects the whole town seemingly. Thanks to the fact that none of the ponies have ever heard him sing a few of those he's acquainted with grow concerned and curious about his ability to sing.

Completed for now.
No art because I'm not a popular kid.
Profanity because Fuck you.
Sex because of naughty words not naughty deeds.
If someone else already has a similar story, good job you probs did it better but here it is.

Sprout gets tired of buying new ink cartridges for her printer and decides to plant one to see if she can grow her own.

With a reading by StraightToThePointStudio

There aren’t McRibs in Equestria, but that won’t stop a pony who wants her McRib fix. If they can’t be had at the Hayburger, it’s not that much of a stretch to commute to Alliance, Nebraska and get one.

Or maybe two, because right now they’re two for six at participating locations.

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There comes a time in every earth pony mare's life, when they just feel like digging a hole and sitting in it. Anon doesn't really get it, but decides to keep Pinkie Pie company during this trying time.
(RGRE)

{This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}

Pinkie Pie has been asking Anonymous to join in on a little get-together party in Ponyville. The unenthused and skeptic Anon finally decides to show up after many declines. When he shows up, he sees that this party wasn't very little. It was a huge. The entire town was invited. Even though he didn't want to show up, he did anyway.

Let's see how this goes...

It's a hard job, but somepony has to do it. Three brave fillies step up to fight crime and capture the notorious criminal, Anonymous.
(Set before they got their cutie marks.)

You just want to be left alone. Pinkie won't let that happen. She's been there.

Lighter, fluffier sequel: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/373623/youre-getting-better

Anon overhears the CMC complaining about a problem and his mouth runs off before his brain can catch it. Yeah this'll totally end up going well for everyone involved.