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When Luna became Nightmare Moon, it was not of her own volition. She was sick. She was angry and scared, but mostly, she was sick. And when she needed help the most, she was abandoned by the only pony who could understand her fully. Now that she's back in Equestria, she doesn't feel she can trust her own sister. And if the magnanimous Princess Celestia can't be trusted, who can be?

Trigger Warnings: Depression and self-harm.

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Princess Celestia is due to arrive in Ponyville in a few hours. Nothing is ready. The town is being invaded by a swarm of parasprites. Pinkie Pie has gone completely loco-in-the-coco and is rushing around Ponyville collecting random musical instruments.

However Berry Punch and Golden Harvest have another problem to worry about. They have to redo their banner.

Originally written for the writeoff: All In

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To test Prince Blueblood, the other Princesses decide to take a temporary vacation, leaving Blueblood in charge.

Edit: 100 LIIIIIKES YAYYYYYY :pinkiehappy:

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Twilight Sparkle's coronation window is much more than just any other stained glass window that hangs in the halls of Canterlot. To Celestia, it is a source of inspiration in times of struggle and strife.

*Credit goes to LunaBubble-Ede96 of deviantart.com for the cover art to this story.

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Of all the royal figures who lead Equestria, much is known of most of them. Celestia and Luna came from parts unknown and were offered the crown by the founders of the nation. Cadance was an orphan of distant noble descent who was raised by a humble village. Twilight was a lonely bookworm who eventually became one of the greatest heroes in history.

The prince, however, has very little in the way of backstory. How did he become a prince, since the title does not award itself? What is the meaning of his cutie mark? If he grew up with Celestia, as is sometimes speculated, then how did he get on with Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, or with Spike? While few are interested in providing answers for such an infuriating public figure, they nonetheless exist. This is one man's attempt to piece them together.

Cover art created by Chryseum.

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Donut Joe keeps his store open on Hearth’s Warming Eve. And why not? He doesn’t have anywhere else to be, and neither do the tired, bitter ponies who find their way inside.

But the Eve is young, and strange things lie ahead. Who knows what might happen on a night like tonight?



(Inspired by the song "Old City Bar," by Trans-Siberian Orchestra)

Reviewed by TheifofZ here.

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“Oh! Fritters! Dumplings! Caramel apples! My royal lips have touched common carnival fare!”

Yes, yes. I am fully aware that I really hadn’t been quite myself on that night in the Grand Galloping Gala, and I do have to applaud you on your rather humorous imitation of me, my dear Applejack. Now, before you kick me out of your farm, I just want to extend my sincerest apologies to you for coming of as rude and offensive to you and your friends, but as for you, there is a certain story I need to share to explain about our little... disagreement on food...

Sex tag applied for the occasional stating of Blueblood's genitalia

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It's been several years since Babs got her cutie mark. She never thought she'd ever be a manestylist at a barber shop down the corner. But... here she is! Babs, among other barbers, work for hours on end cutting, dyeing, styling, the works. But some customers are a bit... indecisive. And sometimes it takes a lot of effort to make sure her customers are satisfied.

Warning: spoilers from IDW comic issues MLP FIM #21-22, and Friends Forever #13 occur in this story.

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When Suri finds herself relocating to Baltimare, she comes across a hair-raising discovery of the new top designer's practices and has to resort to getting her old friend Rarity's help to settle this fashion emergency.

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(Cover art provided by JazzyQ. Edit, now Jassie Q. Has a live reading which can be seen here.)

Life hasn't been easy for Prince Blueblood ever since a certain unicorn mare lashed out at him. In fact, he's barely a prince in everything but title.

Hoping to take his mind off his troubles, Blueblood pays a visit to a casino in Canterlot, where he soon discovers he's not the only one who's life has been ruined.

So, instead of simply playing cards, these ponies decide to see who's had it the worst. And each of them are convinced that their story cannot be beaten. And Blueblood will be darned if he sits out on this discussion.

(Based off of the Batman The Animated Series Episode "Almost Got 'Im".)

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