“Oh! Fritters! Dumplings! Caramel apples! My royal lips have touched common carnival fare!”
Yes, yes. I am fully aware that I really hadn’t been quite myself on that night in the Grand Galloping Gala, and I do have to applaud you on your rather humorous imitation of me, my dear Applejack. Now, before you kick me out of your farm, I just want to extend my sincerest apologies to you for coming of as rude and offensive to you and your friends, but as for you, there is a certain story I need to share to explain about our little... disagreement on food...
Sex tag applied for the occasional stating of Blueblood's genitalia
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As always: constructive criticism is appreciated, everyone! If I made any mistakes, please alert me!
The only problem I have is that it seems like you're trying to put the reader in ape jacks place with how it's written. That or a story blue blood wrote to applejack. It's just a little off (and I really have no room to talk. I'm complete pants at writing)
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Ape Jack, huh?
Don't think she'll be too happy to hear that nick
Yeah it's a new style I was actually trying... If it doesn't work out, I could always try writing it again
For the rest of y'all, what do you guys think? Is it strange to the point of distraction?
You know, this first-talking-to-second-person is clunky and weird as hell. Why would Blueblood be telling Applejack a story that she already knows because she was a part of it? It makes no sense.
Making AJ a third-person character would be far better.
Aghhhh yeah it is I guess...
Oh well! I'll get to editing it then! Thanks for the feedback!
Outside of a couple of remaining punctuation errors and a few sentences that could use a little rewording, this was actually really good!
It was a lot of fun to read and was really well worded for his character. This also has a great voice of narration because of that. Well done. 
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Why, thank you!