The Panzer-Lehr-Division was meant for Western Europe to help defend against possible Allied landing. They never make it and are now thrusted into a new war not of their choosing. Trust and Loyalty are tried in Blood and Steel.
The Death Korps of Krieg are a legend in the Imperial Guard, mostly for their unfailing institutional death wish. The Planetary Defense Forces are equally infamous for their general uselessness. A member from each make an unlikely pair in Equestria.
Every story needs a good villain. That villain is you. Equestria has gone on for too long in peace and happiness. Now is the time to destroy and/or conquer this land. Now is the time for darkness, and misery. Now it is your time, Dark Lord.
Discord's really done it this time, his magic decides to go and be a cliche fanfiction plot device; displacing a powerful warrior from the land of tamriel.
The two sisters told me they were my friends, but the nightmares showed me that they were liars. They had horrible plans for me. The nightmares showed me the truth. They are my friends. They're all I need.
One slav, tons of ponies, too much cheeki breeki. Follow the adventures of Ivan, the most cheeki breeki man in all of Equestria, as he searches for friends, adventure, and above all else, more vodka!