After a night out on the town, Vinyl ends up filling Octavia's inbox with voicemails.

...This should be entertaining.

Despite her parents never agreeing with her relationship, Octavia never regretted marrying her wife, Vinyl Scratch. However, a train accident ends up making Vinyl blind and depressed. Octavia will have to show her wife that no matter what, she can still live a good life. All she needs is love.

Commissioned by Snow Villier

Edited by Roker 12

This weekend is Vinyl and Octavia's one year anniversary. They both want to make this the most memorable weekend together, so they spend the weekend just to themselves and they have no worries. All they know is that they have to just be there for each other. Come and read the romantic story of OctaScratch on the beach and the rest of their weekend.

Thanks to Dashie-Potter for the editing.

I reckon Pinkie Pie has to be in that barrel. I saw her go in myself. But I just can't shake the feeling that if I go and open that lid, she won't be in there.

Rainbow Dash stumbles upon a disturbing truth about her relationship with Scootaloo. Deciding to act on this new information, she changes the way Scootaloo sees herself and her situation—and not for the better. Now Dash must find a way to get through to Scootaloo and start to repair the damage she's done.

A special thanks to my pre-reader and editors: DudeGuyOne, RaylanKrios, Replicant, and SpitFlame. Check them out. They're awesome.

Cover art used with permission by Neilikkaa.

A story about how different ponies react to spiders.

I was bored, ok?

Equestria teleports to Earth with the intention of destroying Humanity, unfortunately Humans are over powered because reasons.

Now with a EWW, thanks Dodo of Chaos.

It isn't often that things go well for Derpy. Between her eyes, her clumsiness, and her propensity for disaster, it's hard enough just to make friends. Add to that a revolving door of jobs and a daughter to raise, it's a miracle that she has much time for herself at all. So when her date stands her up at a loud, flashy club, it hurts.

Maybe she should just give up. Or, maybe she just needs the kindness of a strange bartender in purple shades.

Image source.

When I'm writing, I often get ideas. Many of these ideas are bad, or won't fit with the stories I'm writing. Some of them are sticky though. They won't go away and make room for the new ideas that I need, until I write them down as fast as I can.

From now on I keep them here, a tiny little window into the strange, strange place that is my mind. Updated when it has to be.

What if the British television show QI were Equestrian? Even worse, what if the topic were a certain thing starting with the letter L, and Rainbow Dash is one of the panelists? Or even, Princess Celestia?

Rated T for the episode's topic and a whole lot of relevant but silly jokes.