The Unexpected Love Life Of Dusk Shine and Darkly Dreaming Dexter.

Dusk Shine did not become Celestia's personal student, he did embedded himself into the chaos and a haunted mind of a stallion damaged beyond repair. While chaos rules his brain he has a solution; The Checklist.

The Element of Magic split into two, causing Dusk Shine to be the unwanted hero of Ponyville. They wouldn't praise him for his other work, however. Not even his brother would condone his other work.

They involve a lot of steps, all in order.

The following is a fanfiction of a fanfiction, a spin-off, a parody, please support the official release.

I was inspired to do this and I would hate to be red-bombed because I'm just a nerd who writes mediocre fics okay I'm stopping now

Dusk Shine was born a mare, actually, just a very selective mare that doesn't go out and completely expresses herself like a normal pony would.
This unofficial spin-off follows the brilliantly smart-mouthed Twilight Sparkle: an antisocial, awkward, unromantic bookworm who wants nothing more but to keep to herself and read.
However, that dream is pretty much like every character you're going to enjoy in this story because it was killed off when Twilight Sparkle is forced to leave her home in Canterlot and live in a smaller town named Ponyville to watch over the Summer Sun Celebration and to make friends.

How exactly is Twilight Sparkle supposed to make friends when everyone in Ponyville developes a crush on her?

After the events of Season 8, House lost his reason to smile anymore

Until life as a Doctor sucked him back in, differently than he'd expect.

Either I have died and gone past purgatory and straight to my own personal hell.

Or I stumbled upon another group of idiots who somehow need my help, despite the fact I'm not even the same race as them. Like they would understand what they were doing if they somehow decided to treat the measles with a spell, it would make the bacteria stronger thus you just created more life of super mutants.

Good work, now lets play doctor.

Bon Bon is your average hard working mare, running her own candy stall in Ponyville. But when Princess Celestia tries one of her candies, she gives Bon Bon the offer of a lifetime: the opportunity to become the Royal Confectioner. With Twilight by her side, how will Bon Bon cope with the changes ahead?

Princess Luna still feels alone, nineteen years after her return to Equestria . But when she finds a friend in an online game, everything seems better. She can be herself without worrying about what others think, and she can finally talk to another pony, even if he never knows who she really is.

Celestia is worried about her sister, especially right now. Upcoming peace talks with a powerful new nation mean that all the Princesses need to be completely ready. With her Luna so absorbed in a fantasy world, she wonders how she'll make it through the harrowing weeks to come.

Button Mash feels like a failure. He's still living at home, he still can't find work that can use his degree from the university, and he still feels alone. His friends are getting married, starting families, and thriving in their careers. On the plus side, he plays games regularly, and his best friend is a mare, even if she doesn't know his name. He hopes that his upcoming vacation to Canterlot might help his mindset.

But, unbeknownst to all of them, a sinister web within a dark plot threatens to ensnare Equestria... And Luna may be the only one able to stop it.

She may face it alone, or maybe she'll have some help from her knight in faded armor...

Cover art credit to yamashta. Link here.

Preread by -TGM- and Goldenwing

Edited by m1ntf4n, PheonixStarr, Wing, and the_Doc, and Swan Song, and Orion Caelum.

Follows canon up to about season 4 or so. I'm not sure when everything went off the rails, but it was originally as true as possible when initially written.

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Recreating spells that are long forgotten is risky, really risky, but Twilight's finally mastered the spell. Excited about her accomplishment, she goes to demonstrate to her friends of said spell. However, she makes an error when Pinkie Pie won't sit still enough and accidentally causes Twilight to make an error.
And now there's a wolf-pony-like-thing, who seems dead set on smoking.

It's one thing to be interrupted when solving a murder case, it's a completely new level of annoyance when you're sucked completely out of your world, but it's a real big problem on your hands when you're right back where you started before Fabletown.
An animal.

And All Bigby wants to do is go back to Fabletown, but until Twilight can revert her spell, Bigby's gotta bite the silver bullet on this one.

Jacket was definitely someone you'd miss in public, no one would care if he just disappeared from the face of Equestria but that doesn't hurt him. Nothing can hurt him anymore, no one could hurt him anymore, and even then he doesn't care about anything.

Does he even care about himself?

As Jacket keeps looking over his shoulder in fear, the guilt, the blood he's spread, the lives he's taken are clouding his mind. And as much as Jacket tries to deny his emotions, his remorse, he cannot take it anymore. Without the masks giving him the personalities he need, all he is is a mute, timid colt with nothing to lose but his undeserving life.

As he tries to adjust to a life outside of bloodshed and mental breaks, he does one last job. That is, until one leap of faith into the neon soaked blood bath is going to flip his entire spectrum of reality upside down as he continues to look over his shoulder, and look deeper into his mind and solve the question that's been on his subconscious.

Is he enjoying killing other ponies?

Princess Twilight Sparkle was definitely someone you cannot miss in public, every pony would care if she just disappeared from the face of Equestria but that doesn't matter to her. Nothing matters anymore.

Does she even matter?

Fluttershy has been kidnapped, her sudden quick prone to aggression is changing her, and one leap of faith into the neon lights is going to flip her entire spectrum of reality upside down as she continues to look deeper into her own mind and answer the biggest question she's ever faced.

Does she like hurting other ponies?