Twilight Sparkle understands that change is essential for life just as well as anypony.

But is it always for the best?

Written for the May 2015 Writeoff "I Regret Nothing"

Needless to say, I did not win.

In the far off land of Chalklandia, Chalklight Sparkle and her friends all live normal lives.

That is, until one fateful day, their sworn enemies descend upon their lands and change everything...

What happens after death? And after that?

Rainbow Dash dies. Then things get worse.

Title and advice by Skywriter.

Happy Halloween

Rainbow has a fever. Unfortunately for her, the cure is not simply 'more cowbell'. It's up to Twilight and Rarity to figure out a cure, and bring their friend back from the brink of birdom.

Everypony in Ponyville goes to attend a DJ Pon-3 concert, but instead Not Eminem shows up and begins rapping spaghetti related rhymes causing mass hysteria, ear damage, and casualties. Can the main 6 possible stop this danger? No, probably not...

Are your keens weak and arms heavy? Well don't vomit on your sweater, cause it's mom's spaghetti.

I know this story is terrible, I wrote it in a couple hours after making some 'mom's spaghetti' jokes with my friends. Please don't hate me for completely wasting your time.

Rarity's decided to break up with Applejack, but were they even an item in the first place? And, perhaps more importantly, what does Applejack have to say about it?

Hijinks, of course, will ensue.

Celestia has been a princess for over a millennium; she fought against Discord, discovered the Elements of Harmony, banished her sister, saved all ponykind several times and made Twilight an alicorn. And now she's leaving!

Why?

[img]http://i61.tinypic.com/2d6jzlt.png[/img] Well, because she wants, and because she can! [img]http://i61.tinypic.com/2d6jzlt.png[/img]

Remember when Sunset yelled at Twilight for putting everyone's "lives in danger?" Well, Rarity does, and she's a bit confused—after all, how could their lives be in danger when it's quite literally impossible for humans to die?

"Recommended for terrible people" - Present Perfect
"I don't know whether to laugh or be horrified." - DerpyDerp97
"Don't know why this is getting upvoted. It's not one goddamn bit funny." - MythrilMoth

Now with a reading by Teksune Studios!

Written from 3 AM to 5:30 AM, the morning after Friendship Games premiered.
Preread by Majin Syeekoh, Magello, and M1Garand.

Scootaloo ends up with her father's lunch by mistake. Reality is almost destroyed in the process.

A collaboration with RainbowBob.
Now featured on Equestria Daily!

"Suppose I killed them all?"