Hello, Twilight Sparkle. This is the six million, four hundred and twenty-three thousand and third time you’ve failed to save the world.

Finalist of the October Write-off 'The Illusion of Choice'

With thanks to Lord of Dorkness for their help pre-reading.

For Pinkie Pie, there is no such thing as "too much" fun. Her friends can attest to that.
So of course she's happy when she meets some new friends. Not only that, but two of them even say they can cook! Which is good, because they need to pay off a debt within moments of entering the building.

What could possibly go wrong?

WARNING: Contains Undertale spoilers

Midnight Sparkle has destroyed everything, leaving her and Discord.

But now that she's consumed all of existence, what's left?

In the wake of the Canterlot Wedding, Fluttershy has to ask Twilight a very difficult question.

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You ever feel like you just joined in on the end of an adventure?
Spike does.
All the time.
All the freaking time.
Living with Twilight and Trixie sucks.

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After braving the darkest caves, Starlight Glimmer ends up in Canterlot and stops at a cafe. Everything seems to be looking up until a familiar face shows up. And to make matters worse, another pony she dreads to encounter appears.

Thanks to Zooman Stan for proofreading this story.

After a long time--she would be more precise but Twilight has lost track of time--she emerges from the dark of the library. Her candles are burnt down to nubs. There is no food left in her pantry and furthermore, no coffee. So she goes to seek both.

And finds the town changed. Or is it Twilight who has changed?

Something is troubling Luna to the point where she can't sleep. She decides to go for a short walk around the castle.

Cover art is not mine; will take down if requested.

It was Scootaloo's fifth birthday when she found out that her parents were alive. Now, years later, she leaves Ponyville, seeking answers about why they left her and who they are.

Cover art created by: aJVL* at www.deviantart.com

"Howdy, it's Applejack. Sorry I missed your call, leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!"

Why isn't Applejack answering her phone?

And why is her inbox so full?

A short story told through voicemails.

pre-read/edited by PegaSista101