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Shining Armor just doesn't know what he's going to do with Flash Sentry! He's always getting into trouble! It seems like every patrol something goes wrong, whether it's getting blasted by a frost giant, or getting stuck up a tree with the cat he was supposed to be rescuing! Shining Armor would be more frustrated with him... if he wasn't so hopelessly in love with him. But Flash is straight, and so Shining Armor is left to pine alone, comforted by his gay wife. Oh, right; he's married, too!

But when Shining Armor finds out that Flash Sentry has gotten in over his head far more seriously this time, he races to the rescue; but what if everything is not what it seems? Will Shining Armor be able to come to terms with his feelings? And just how dumb is Flash Sentry?! Find out, in A Himbo Too Far!

Written for the M/M Shipping Contest, just a light and fun story about two silly stallions falling in love!

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Warning: The following story is currently unedited and contains some M/M shipping. If you don't like one or both of these, you know where the exit button is. This is an experimental piece that I'm working with.


Prince Blueblood's newest guards want to humiliate the Prince at the gala by slipping a love poison in his drink. After he consumed it, the Prince spontaneously falls in love with the first pony he sees. Unfortunately, it's Spike the Dragon.

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This story is a sequel to A Himbo Too Far


The common cold; enemy of mankind and ponykind alike. Shining Armor has faced many such colds in his lifetime, but when his newly-minted boyfriend Flash Sentry catches it, it feels like the end of the world. Shining Armor flies into the fray to protect him, commanding troops and royalty alike, and it's up to Flash Sentry to tell his boyfriend to chill out, dude!

This is a sequel to "A Himbo Too Far", but all you need to know from that story is that Flash Sentry and Shining Armor are in a new relationship, and that Shining Armor is in a marriage of convenience to his equally-gay childhood best friend, Princess Cadance.

I had a request for more of these two being silly and cuddly himbos, so here you are! Written for the M/M Contest as well! Just a light, silly story about two boyfriends, and some fun with the classic 'someone gets sick' trope!

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Lime Garnish, a sad little stallion in a lazy little town is looking for love. But not from just anypony, an ex-chef he used to work with. Yet sadly the pony has no clue how to even talk to stallions, let alone ask one on a date. He will just have to find someone to teach him, who he finds isn't exactly the most orthodox of wing-ponies.

Special thanks to the amazingAlternate Universe

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Gallbar: Sandbar anxiously reveals his true feelings for Gallus.
Smolcellus: Smolder and Ocellus realize they go together like bacon and eggs.
Yonastream: This ship makes no sense, and they know it.

This was written for someone who shall remain anonymous, but needless to say, they really enjoy shipping. I hope y'all do too!

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Sandbar wants to f*ck Gallus's butt.

It's been like that since school. Now, three years later at their annual Hearth's Warming get-together, it's decide that Sandbar has to admit his feelings to him now or never. Smolder will help any way she can, even if that way is unexpected...

Also, everyone is high.


Written for Petrichord for Jinglemas 2022. I'm sorry that you live in the era that I was born.

Special thanks to Semillon for writing the ending. I wouldn't have finished this on time without him.

Don't self-harm. People get hurt from self-harm every year.

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Pinkie Pie thinks Flash Sentry might be a princess.

This seems worthy of a test.

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Prince Blueblood is shocked to find that not only has yet another villain escaped the grasp of justice, but that said villain was invited into Canterlot as a guest. Princess Celestia must be completely insane to think reforming the former King Sombra is going to work. Blueblood is all set to leave untill he learns of a possible reward for aiding in the reformation. Following the carrot dangling in front of him, Prince Blueblood the 57th sets his sights on the former Crystal Despot of the North!
Or at least try to.


Warning because i have to: M/M shipping ahead.
Tag clarification:
Sex is there for implications 'off screen' and a singular use of the word "Cum".

This story came about, sometime the last year while I was still having my mental power outage, just based on one of the last lines in this story.

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While at an elite social gathering in Canterlot, you see a stallion. You know you've heard about him somewhere before, and the things others told you weren't exactly polite. You were told that he is a prince, but he is not your prince charming. He was described as rude, selfish, and arrogant.

Oh no. He's giving you the eye. Now he's walking up to you.

Yeah, this won't turn out completely horrible... right?

(Written in present tense, second person neuter perspective)

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