Before Shining Armor asked Princess Cadance out, his terrible roommate Zephyr Breeze started a heartsong about pegasi and other creatures with wings, in public.

Shining Armor is not okay with this.

After having told the world's funniest joke, Pinkie Pie ascends to alicornhood. Discord is less than pleased by this.

This was a request for a supporter, and was viewable earlier for said supporter. Head over here or here if you want a request for 5$ or to see stories early for just 3$!

Twilight Sparkle: "Pinkie Pie, could you please stop trying to eat me?"

This story is pretty wholesome and suitable for everyone, despite the potentially contentious subject matter. Bon Appetit!

Feat 29-30 March. Pretty good.

It was a normal day in Equestria, until it wasn't.

Princess Twilight Sparkle is about to discover what happens when corporate focus groups dictate the direction of a franchise. The future is here, Boomer, and it is made of yeet.

Rated N for Noice Not Very Cash Money. Contains no G5 spoilers! Like, I didn't even get their names right! Cover art by LilPinkGhost!

"Have you ever wanted to read comedy that will make your soul crumble to dust in the BEST way possible? Do you want to witness a story on FimFiction actually use 'yeet' in it? Well, if you've been mercilessly crammed into the goat cages in my basement and are weeping for the sweet release of something more merciful than death, this is the story for you!" - Ice Star

It's time for our friends to have a serious talk with Rainbow Dash. It's time for her to move on from her friend's passing. Pinkie Pie is gone.

...Right?

Comedy Crackfic, don't say I didn't warn you.

EDIT: Hey, featured on publishing day, 5/26/20!

Rainbow Dash helps Rarity out. Twilight receives a new spellbook. Now, what could possibly go wrong?

...I'm not sure you want to know.

This is a request from JBlaser.

As the announcement of the Fall Formal Princess approaches, Twilight can't bear to keep stringing Flash Sentry along. She has to tell him the truth about who and even what she is.

It's not going to go as she expects. To be fair, neither did Flash's attempt to break up with Sunset.

Rated Teen for astringent language (I'd hardly call it harsh) and acknowledgement of reproduction-adjacent concepts. Cover spliced together from a screencap of the first Equestria Girls movie and a Flash vector by jucamovi1992.

Most ponies aren’t blessed to be Alicorns. They are unfortunate to be born as Unicorns, Pegassi or, Celestia forbid, the most inferior of them all: Earth ponies.

However, Princess Celestia can reform them. She has the magic. She has the capability to turn them into Alicorns. To make them more than they were before. Better, stronger, faster, and most importantly: Immortal!

This story has Youtube Audio Drama!

Written for the 1000 Words Contest.