The humans at the restaurant Freddy Fazbear's are getting tired of having to replace the night guard every week, and go to Canterlot to ask for Princess Luna's help. She agrees to help, but the animatronics aren't expecting a blue alicorn princess to replace last week's guard. Needless to say, they are caught off guard.

A night at Freddy Fazbear's isn't the most enjoyable thing. Sometimes, it's worse for the animatronics who work there. Foxy's nights are always like that. His happiness is done . . . or is it?

P.S. More than five nights. This follows canon for the most part, but some parts are a bit different.

In a yard, all alone, a pony whiles away the time caring for the lawn and the roses. Roseluck can understand that, to a point. And she's determined to help.

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Uh, hello, hello? If you are hearing this, then welcome to your new career as a nightguard at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria. Now, you might have heard some strange rumors about Freddy and his friends, specifically how they kill the night guard. That, that is not entirely true. They are a bit quirky, but, hey, who can blame them? They must be bored out of their skulls. Well, not so much these days...

Remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children, so please respect that. Just watch your doors and your cameras, and you should be able to get through the night.

Oh, and if you get a chance try to befriend Fluttershy. If she likes you, that will make your nights a lot better.

Or the misadventures of semi-murderous animatronics as they raise a kindhearted pegasus filly.

Inspired by Tatsurou's PWNY-verse.
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