Luna Works at Freddy Fazbear's

by Takzu


Night two

Luna walked through the back door to Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza and sighed. Yesterday she was distracted by the intruder and Chicky, and couldn’t finish reading. She hoped that tonight would be uneventful, and let her finish her book.

She trotted to her office when the phone started ringing. It must be the previous night guard giving her more tips. She hoped that the message would be shorter than yesterday. He had helpful advice for her, but the part about the animatronics mistaking her for an endoskeleton was absurd. If she was a human she would be afraid, but she was a pony for Celestia’s sake! She looked nothing like the endoskeletons used for the animatronics!

She sat down as the guy started his message. He congratulated her for making it to the second night and told her to check the cameras while he talked. She rolled her eyes at this. He then told her about the lights outside her door and how the blind spots of the cameras were right outside them. Did no one tell him that his successor would be a pony? She had nothing to worry about. He warned her about Pirate Cove, and that the fox was apparently camera shy. She had to keep looking at him to make sure he didn’t leave. Luna raised an eyebrow at this. Out of order or not, the fox was still a part of the team and deserved the same rights as the rest. Just because he was broken didn’t mean he wanted to stay cooped up in one place. If he wanted to walk around she would let him walk around. The old night guard said his goodbyes and ended the message.

Luna pulled her book from under her wing and picked up where she left off. About 100 years after her banishment, ponies discovered that electricity could be harnessed through lightning. They used this new discovery to make machines and to power them. Luna was fascinated by this. She didn’t know her beloved hot tub and television were powered by lightning. She would have to keep this in mind when-

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” screamed the fox who suddenly appeared to her left.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” she screamed back shooting a fireball at him. The fireball exploded on his shoulder and caused his arm to break off from the rest of him.

They both stood in stunned silence. Luna picked up the now severed robotic limb with her magic and smiled sheepishly at him.

“We’re terribly sorry. We have a tendency to use attack spells when we’re startled badly. If thou- we mean if you hold still we can fix it for you.” She said apologetically.

The fox stared at her with wide eyes. He started to slowly back out of the room before he sprinted back down the hallway.

“Wait! Come back!” Luna yelled as she gave chase.

She chased the fox around the main eating area, the broken arm trailing right behind her. She tried to run, but he proved to be too fast, so she encased him in magic and tried to pull him toward her. He grabbed ahold of the bathroom entrance, though, and refused to budge. Luna pulled harder, but the fox was in such disrepair that the joints had grown weak and his other arm started to tear off. With one last hard yank the arm was ripped completely off and the fox was sent flying. Luna picked up the other arm she had accidentally severed.

“Sorry! Just hold still, and we will fix this!” Luna said as she pulled the fox closer to her.

She set to repairing the arms. She made sure to reconnect the wires so he could move them, and she repaired the broken metal so it was as good as new. She even reinforced the metal so it wouldn’t break so easily next time. She finished and looked at a job well done. It was then she realized that she had placed the arms in the wrong slots… and backwards.

“Oops! Sorry! We’ll just break off the arms and place them in correctly.” She said apologetically once more.

Just as she was about to, though, she heard metallic footsteps behind her. She turned around and saw Chicky standing over her.

“Oh, hello Chicky! Doest thou wish to continue our game from yesterday?”

The duck didn’t reply. Instead, she picked up Luna and started to carry her backstage. Luna was confused, but decided to go with it. She watched from under Chicky’s arm as they approached an empty Freddy suit. Chicky pulled the head off and went to stuff Luna inside. Thinking quickly, Luna cast a teleportation spell and in a bright flash, disappeared from Chicky’s arms and reappeared behind her.

“Oh, we’re sorry! We’re not an endoskeleton. We figured our equine figure would have tipped you off.” Luna said as Chicky whirled around in shock.

The duck animatronic stood there gaping at Luna. She looked down and began to shake, which worried Luna.

“Chicky?”

The name snapped the animatronic out of her trance, and with a scream she lunged at Luna. Luna quickly flew out of reach and watched as Chicky grabbed a spare Freddy head and threw it at her.

“No Chicky! That’s a bad animatronic!” Luna used her magic to push the flying head out of the way. She encased Chicky in magic and began to lead her away.

“We do not throw things! Perhaps a time out is in order.” Luna dragged the poor duck to the broom closet and threw her in. She then slammed the door, locked it, and put and unbreakable spell over the door. She heard the screams from the other side as Chicky began banging on the door.

“Stay in there and think about what thou hast done!” Luna said as she began to trot away from the angry, trapped robot.

She moved checked the front of the store to fix the fox's arms, but he was nowhere to be seen. She guess that he was in Pirate Cove and went to check. She flew the curtains back, but he wasn't there. After a sweep through of the whole restaurant, she gave up and went back to her reading.
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Bonnie watched in amazement as the pony dragged Chica away with magic. First, she breaks both of Foxy’s arms and places them in the wrong way, and now she’s giving Chica a time out. Bonnie got the strong feeling that they underestimated their opponent again. He watched in silence as the mare looked around for Foxy. He doubted she'd find him. Foxy hurried to a nearby air vent and hid after Chica pulled the pony away. After looking in each room she gave up. He guessed that she went back to finish the book she was reading yesterday.

“Hey, Freddy,” the bear turned to look at him, “I think we’re in way over our heads with this one.”

“Are you admitting defeat?” Freddy said as he narrowed his eyes.

“You saw what she did with Foxy and Chica! She can easily overthrow us!”

“The week is still young, and I have more tricks up my sleeve.”

Bonnie sighed deeply. Asking Freddy to back off was like asking your reflection to pass the salt. Sure he could argue his case further, but it would just end with them angry at each other for who knows how long. Bonnie knew from experience that being mad at someone you’re stuck with day and night was not fun. He relented and decided to convince Freddy to err on the side of caution.

“We need to be overly cautious. We thought we had her because she was a pony, but look at what she’s done! Foxy’s arms are backwards and Chica was put in time out!”

Freddy hummed as he appeared to be in thought. After a few minutes, he smiled an evil smile and looked at Bonnie with an air of sadism about him. One glance at his expression told Bonnie what he was thinking. Golden Freddy. None of the animatronics ever saw Golden Freddy, but they knew he was most active on night three. There was only problem though….

“How are we going to get her to look through the cameras?” Bonnie asked.

“Just leave that to me.” Freddy said darkly before letting out one of his infamous laughs.

Bonnie was still unsure if Freddy was underestimating her still, but Golden Freddy had frightened, if not killed, countless security guards. Maybe, just maybe, Golden Freddy would put a dent through the pony’s naïve outlook on them. It was something at least, but he still felt like he needed to prepare for a backfire. And prepare he shall.

The chimes sounded, letting them know that 6 o’clock had arrived. Chica was let out of the closet and she stomped back to the stage with murderous intent in her eyes. Bonnie knew it would take little to no convincing to have her agree on the plan, whatever it was. Tomorrow night was going to be interesting indeed.