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Mr_Crowbar


The Crowbar Overlord has taken an interest in these... colorful ponies.

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This is the first book of The Humanity Within Trilogy. Its sequel is What I've Done.

I wasn't always like this, a monster, running through the woods on an alien planet. I was once a man. I had dreams, a girlfriend, and a great job.
Then They came. In the middle of the night, They scooped me from my home, and... changed me.

Now I'm a beast, a demon the like of which the world I've become stranded on has never seen before, scraping by on the fringes of society, hiding from the natives, and doing my best to avoid notice.

After all, who could ever be friends with a monster?

Cover Image done by the very talented PaintSplotch! You can find his FimFic account here.
And here is his DeviantArt Account!
Now 100% approved by Twilight's Library!
Mad props to my prereaders:
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Admiral Applejack.
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When you wake up from a nice nights sleep, what do you expect? A good breakfast or maybe flicking through the morning paper? Well, I think I would settle for waking up in the same cotton-clad bed I went to sleep in.

One-shot. Please put any criticisms in the comments.

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After coming back to school, Jason Endwood goes to his backyard to dig up a time capsule he buried when he was seven. After going through multiple items; he notices that he didn't recognize one item that was a Flask, the liquid inside was a deep Emerald. After some "self" convincing, and a entire scan done by his Pipboy like machine named BM5000, that is was safe to drink. Jason proceeded to take a swig at it until gulping down the whole drink. Next thing he knows he is several stories high in the air, what seems like to be around a dark haunting forest, falling to his doom.

Awesome Editor and Helper Blue Spark

NOTE- This fic was heavily inspired by Article 2 and Fallout 3. I also wrote a large portion of this when season four didn't existed yet. I rewrote the whole story and hid the chapters the once used to be its original form. It's also set in season three.

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Mort, also known as the Pale Pony (of Death), has been tasked to take time off from his rigorous duties of reaping souls. Seeking guidance, he is directed towards the town of Ponyville, to learn about the magic of friendship from Twilight Sparkle and her friends. All he needs to do is keep his true nature a secret. That shouldn't be too difficult...right?

Special thanks to Specter-Von-Baren and Pyrite Foolsgold for their help in proofreading and editing this story, as I really needed it. Additional thanks to Pilate, Chuckle5, Unimpressive Vagaries and Admiral Biscuit as well! Couldn't have done it without all their help!

Credit for the title card goes to Siansaar, AKA Carnifex.

For another excellent take on Mort, check out Sip's version!

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Twilight looked over to her dear mentor, Princess Celestia, and found she had once again fallen asleep mid-lesson. Her intense debate on awakening the princess was cut short when the decision was taken out of her hooves.

“Huh? Oh. Twilight, I am so sorry for falling asleep again. I think we need to reschedule this for tomorrow morning.”

Twilight nodded. After all, Princess Celestia was obviously overworked. If only there was something she could do to help.


Now with a dramatic reading courtesy of DRWolf.
Additionally, there’s a Spanish translation by Spaniard Kiwi over on Deviant Art.


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Art created from images by Tim015 and ShilaDaLioness.

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King Sombra’s dark influence was obliterated by the Crystal Heart, and the villain is well and truly dead. But when he attempts to steal the afterlife of an innocent victim, a human spirit is left hurtling towards Equestria, where this unfortunate soul is revived into the only vessel available: the reconstituted body of King Sombra himself.

Thus, a cheerfully oblivious alien is crammed into the form of the most evil and malicious being Equestria has ever known. Not that Shining Armor and Cadence know this, of course. As far as they are concerned, the King is back and he’s lost his fricking mind.

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There is an old chinese blessing, "May you live in interesting times." It is also considered a curse. I guess it all depends on what you consider "interesting." Hopping from world to world, always trapped in the body of a local resident, certainly is interesting. The fact that every world seems to be drawn from some story, movie or trope, even more so. But when I wake up as an extra voice in the already crowded head of a pony from a cartoon show? Now that's just plain weird.

All I want to do is go home, but this cursed coin around my neck wont let me. Even in death, there is no release from my curse.

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