This story is a sequel to The Worst Story Ever By Scootaloo

A story where there is no plot or summary. Only acts that are unpredictable and confusing. In other words, UNLEASH THE RANDOMNESS!

Please make sure to check Scootaloo's warning first before reading the story. Feedback is appreciated.

This story is a sequel to Discord Writes Fanfiction 2

Scootaloo ends up writing a story with Discord for a school project.

Enough said, you know how this goes.

WARNING: co-authored with Discord

Twilight decided to teach Starlight some friendship lessons, but Discord unexpectedly barges in and takes over.

Sweet Celestia, this is going to be one long ride.

Feedback is encouraged.

Reunions can either be the most wonderful event or a mixed blessing.

For Fleetfoot, it might be the latter.

While on an assignment at the nameless village Starlight Glimmer once oversaw, Fleetfoot encounters her twin sister, Night Glider. While she hopes to reconnect with her, Night Glider is less than enthusiastic at these turn of events. However, Fleetfoot yearns to heal old wounds and bring her closer together with her sister.

Naturally, it won't be simple.

Thanks to Mr Ghostman for pre-reading this story.

Equestria is under siege. From the skies burst forth hundreds upon hundreds of skeletal beings. Their weapons burst forth a sickly green burst of energy, liquefying any and all that dared to stand against them. In their darkest hour, the Princesses call upon the Multiverse to grant them a champion....

....Unfortunately, they got Kaldor Draigo, and his BEARD OF TINY MEN, who he must KILL, alongside the Ordo Draigo, and their mighty hams!

After deciding it best that Equestria lay claim over all of Earth and its inhabitants, Princess Celestia finds she now has a very special birthday present to offer to her sister.

Namely: Canada.

The walk back to the convention starts out so smoothly....until Rainbow Dash does something she probably shouldn't have.

Spoilers from "Stranger Than FanFiction"

Twilight discovers another universe, and decides to bo with her brother, his wife, the two princesses, and the rest of the mane six. But... A minor accedent leaves Rarity bedridden in the hospital and cannot go. Therefore, Twilight has developed a new spell for transportable viewing.

Further description below.

Approximately three million years ago, in an age known as "The 90's" a man named Dave Lister worked on a mining ship in space, named Red Dwarf. After discovering that Lister had a cat onboard, a direct transgression of the ship's sanitation rules, the captain of the ship sentenced Lister to two years in stasis. Upon awakening, he finds that he was not, in fact, in stasis for 2 years. He was in stasis for three million. The only life forms remaining are: David Lister, the ships third technician (lowest rank), a hologram of Lister's bunkmate Second Technician Arnold Judas Rimmer, the ship's AI system Holly, a life form that evolved from Lister's cat, and a mechinoid they picked up along the way named Kryten.
Twilight Sparkle lives in Equestria, a world of high-class magical unicorns, fast middle-class Pegasi, and lower-class laboring regular earth ponies, or, if to be disrespectful, earthies. All royalty are alicorns, and the main ruler is Princess Celestia, with the help of her sisters Princess Luna and Princess Cadenza, or Cadence for short. Twilight is Celestia's faithful student, and was sent to Ponyville, a suburban village underneath the Pegasus capital Cloudsdale and also the root of very many problems: the Everfree Forest, to learn more about the magic of friendship. Along this journey she has made many friends, particularly five relatively young mares. These six friends have saved Equestria many a time. Twilight's five friends are Applejack, Pinkamina Pie (or Pinkie Pie for short), Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy. Twilight also has an assistant, a baby dragon named Spike.

Three million years from Equestria. The EMC mining ship Red Dwarf. Its only crew members are: Dash Whizzter, the last remaining pony; Twilight Glimmer, a hologram of her bunkmate; and a creature that evolved from the ship's dragon. I am PINKY, the ship's computer - I have an IQ of 6,000. That's the same IQ as 6,000 PE teachers. Or the same as 12,000 traffic wardens.

Author's note: Hello all! This is a "Red Dwarf" crossover that I've been meaning to do for a little while. If you haven't watched the original sitcom then you really should do - it's demonstrably one of the finer examples of comedy to come out of the UK. I apologize if anyone who has seen the original gets mad at me for doing this - this is more of an experiment than anything else.

Rated Teen for an eensy-weensy bit of death. Otherwise this is pretty kid-friendly. :P

Spike waits for his mail to come and has a chat with the mail pony.

Art by Epulson

Prereading and Editing by Jack of a Few Trades and NorrisThePony

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