Applejack sells apples and Apple accessories. That includes iPhones now. Pinkie Pie buys one for three bits.

Edited/Pre-read by: Gemstone The Unicorn.

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Flash Sentry couldn’t get her out of his mind. Twilight Sparkle. A princess from another world. As fantastic as the story was, he had seen it with his own two eyes. And now… he can not live without her.

So on the the thirtieth moon, he travels to Equestria, to a world so different from his own, to find his one true love.

Only problem: she’s already moved on…

To Flash Sentry.

Main Cast: Twilight Sparkle, Flash Sentry
Supporting Cast: Twilight Sparkle, Flash Sentry

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Riding on the huge wave of popularity of Flash Sentry, especially since his highly anticipated and exceptionally well-received appearance in Three’s a Crowd, Anonymoose brings you the story of love that spans galaxies.

Sometimes, looking good can be hard.

Other times, it's impossible.

Today, for Princess Cadance, it just became impossible.

Literally.

Now, three princesses will confront a world they do not, cannot, understand.

But that won't stop them trying.

Rainbow Dash is in the hospital with the unfortunate news that her cancer has spread. Her closest friends come by to comfort her when she needs it the most.

Artwork by: Redesine.

After only five minutes of marriage, Twilight comes to her senses and realises that Flash Sentry is actually really, really boring. It's time to lawyer up and get a divorce!

To navigate the complex Equestrian legal system and not lose all her money, Twilight needs the best lawyer in all of Equestria. Unfortunately what she has is Fluttershy.

The zombie apocalype has come.

And gone.

Half of Equestria doesn't even notice.

The other half doesn't seem to care.

Picture by Alasou

Maud isn't like other earth ponies. She's special, like her sister.

She can hear a voice, a voice from another world. At first it torments her, then comforts her, then befriends her. Naturally, Maud does the rational thing: she falls in love.

But will it last?

Princess Stupid Jerk McButt is a big dumb princess who has social events with only a very small group of ponies and refuses to invite her new friend to them even though her new friend is very nice and apologized for the time she enslaved the town. No one likes her because of this, except her other dumb friends, and her one not-as-dumb friend.

I've been told to thank Too Manestream for the cover picture. Whatever that means.

Princess Celestia, tired of the constant pressure that ruling a nation puts on her, decides to take a day off and let Luna take her responsibilities for a day, something the younger alicorn is more than happy to do. She disguises herself as a pink maned pegasus pony named Sunny Skies and decides to go walking around Canterlot without any supervision. Unfortunately for her, not all parts of Canterlot are as safe as the palace, and she finds herself at the wrong end of a gang of muggers, who decide to kidnap her for a ransom when they see how much money she has on her.

Luna freaks out.

Celestia thinks it's hilarious.

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Featured on Equestria Daily 8/15/13

Go here for the French translation!

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Edited wonderfully by sqarishoctagon and Cloud Hop

Updated cover art by Dominatore