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After only five minutes of marriage, Twilight comes to her senses and realises that Flash Sentry is actually really, really boring. It's time to lawyer up and get a divorce!

To navigate the complex Equestrian legal system and not lose all her money, Twilight needs the best lawyer in all of Equestria. Unfortunately what she has is Fluttershy.

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2D #2 · May 4th, 2014 · · ·

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Bacon

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2D #5 · May 4th, 2014 · · 1 ·

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Tomato

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2D #7 · May 4th, 2014 · · 1 ·

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America

ooooooh wiked sick burn innet m8

Well, that was a bit of the ol' wonderful, wasn't it?
At the very least, she wasn't practicing bovine law or something silly like that.

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Earth.

sheeeeet u steamin nigga

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2D #10 · May 4th, 2014 · · 1 ·

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Reality

oooooo yu just got ownd m8, u wanna dance bruv? innet

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The Matrix.

y u still tryin? Cum at me m8 ill bash ur fukin ead in i swer on me mum

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2D #12 · May 4th, 2014 · · 2 ·

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ThatonepopularVRMMORPGcalledSwordArtOnlinethatgotreallypopularandisreallygoodinmyamazingopinion

u avin a fuckin gigel m8? il tak u on rite now bruv, inneeeeeeett

I'm sorry gram-gram! I'm sorry! :raritycry:

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Thatonehentaithatinvolvesaprepubescentboyactinglikealittlegirlthatthengetsfuckedbyguys.

chek urself befor u shrek urself

4338621 Is that a reaction to the story, or the comments?

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2D #16 · May 4th, 2014 · · 5 ·

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Thatonehentaithatinvolvedababyrapingitsmotherbofeoreattemtpingtotakeoverhervag

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Ah... I knew this scenario felt familiar. Sounds like Charlie work.

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:twilightoops: Did my story just send you guys crazy or something?

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2D #21 · May 4th, 2014 · · ·

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I saw... I saw the words "Flash Sentry"...

...there is no returning... no returning to who I once was.

Those words... they are madness.

I too worship the eldritch god Blu'Sha'Gotthax. :scootangel: The streets shall run red and the minds shall flow freely when he returns to bask ponyville in blue and shifts!

Those comments. I don't even know.

By the way, Fluttershy is best lawyer.

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B-but his comment was actually related to the story.

I blame him too though. Constantly. For everything.

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One day Charlie will get his moment to shine!

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If Arcanium were an element, it would instantly kill everyone ever. This is why he is the root of all evil.

Chewbacca defense... works every time :twilightsmile:

Quite possibly the funniest story I've read on this site.

And THIS is how you write a good Flash Sentry crackfic. Thank you.

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The Chewbacca defense frustrates me as he doesn't live on Endor! I bet the writers were kicking themselves after that!

4338840 No but that was the whole point, the defense itself is nonsense AS WELL as being totally unrelated.

Hilarious! A work of genius!

Comment posted by Twilight Best Pony deleted May 5th, 2014

Love it! Even if it's about Twilcorn! :heart:

Fluttershy is best lawyer

So every second perioud she gets, she'll have to somehow extract the discarded ovum out of ... well I assume she'd use tampons?

I think the 50% of all her stuff might have been kinder. To both parties.

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N-no, that doesn't count as laying eggs :twilightoops:

She's going to post him chicken eggs. It's easier all round.

(Also in my headcanon, ponies have no orifices whatsoever. Just round and smooth like marshmallow). Not sure why there was a toilet in that one episode though.

That priest got his ships together. :rainbowlaugh:

Well, now that that happened...
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Featured that fast? Wow I am going to put this on my to read list.

OBJECTION! :flutterrage:

I mean, if that's okay with you... :fluttershysad:

What the actual fuck did I just read?

You write good actual comedies, Blueshift.

Not positive, but I think Rainbow Dash could have gotten her off scot-free.

Comment posted by Zurvan deleted May 5th, 2014

(one month later)

:twilightblush: *lays a golden egg* "well, sh#$"

I kept lolling at how useless Fluttershy is as a lawyer

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