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After only five minutes of marriage, Twilight comes to her senses and realises that Flash Sentry is actually really, really boring. It's time to lawyer up and get a divorce!
To navigate the complex Equestrian legal system and not lose all her money, Twilight needs the best lawyer in all of Equestria. Unfortunately what she has is Fluttershy.
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Eggs.
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Bacon
....what.
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Pancakes.
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Tomato
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Hydrogenated fats.
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America
ooooooh wiked sick burn innet m8
Well, that was a bit of the ol' wonderful, wasn't it?
At the very least, she wasn't practicing bovine law or something silly like that.
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Earth.
sheeeeet u steamin nigga
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Reality
oooooo yu just got ownd m8, u wanna dance bruv? innet
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The Matrix.
y u still tryin? Cum at me m8 ill bash ur fukin ead in i swer on me mum
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u avin a fuckin gigel m8? il tak u on rite now bruv, inneeeeeeett
I'm sorry gram-gram! I'm sorry!
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Thatonehentaithatinvolvesaprepubescentboyactinglikealittlegirlthatthengetsfuckedbyguys.
chek urself befor u shrek urself
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Thatonehentaithatinvolvedababyrapingitsmotherbofeoreattemtpingtotakeoverhervag
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Ah... I knew this scenario felt familiar. Sounds like Charlie work.
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2 Girls 1 Cup
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Dadparty
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I saw... I saw the words "Flash Sentry"...
...there is no returning... no returning to who I once was.
Those words... they are madness.
I too worship the eldritch god Blu'Sha'Gotthax.
The streets shall run red and the minds shall flow freely when he returns to bask ponyville in blue and shifts!
Those comments. I don't even know.
By the way, Fluttershy is best lawyer.
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I blame Arcanium.
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B-but his comment was actually related to the story.
I blame him too though. Constantly. For everything.
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One day Charlie will get his moment to shine!
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If Arcanium were an element, it would instantly kill everyone ever. This is why he is the root of all evil.
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Obama.
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Chewbacca defense... works every time
Quite possibly the funniest story I've read on this site.
And THIS is how you write a good Flash Sentry crackfic. Thank you.
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The Chewbacca defense frustrates me as he doesn't live on Endor! I bet the writers were kicking themselves after that!
4338840 No but that was the whole point, the defense itself is nonsense AS WELL as being totally unrelated.
Hilarious! A work of genius!
Love it! Even if it's about Twilcorn!
Fluttershy is best lawyer
So every second perioud she gets, she'll have to somehow extract the discarded ovum out of ... well I assume she'd use tampons?
I think the 50% of all her stuff might have been kinder. To both parties.
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N-no, that doesn't count as laying eggs
She's going to post him chicken eggs. It's easier all round.
(Also in my headcanon, ponies have no orifices whatsoever. Just round and smooth like marshmallow). Not sure why there was a toilet in that one episode though.
That priest got his ships together.
Well, now that that happened...
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Featured that fast? Wow I am going to put this on my to read list.
OBJECTION!
I mean, if that's okay with you...
What the actual fuck did I just read?
You write good actual comedies, Blueshift.
Not positive, but I think Rainbow Dash could have gotten her off scot-free.
(one month later)
I kept lolling at how useless Fluttershy is as a lawyer