Talk to someone on the telephone enough and you get an idea of what they look like.

And then you meet them for the first time, and they're not at all what you expected.

As a waiter in a fancy restaurant, I often have to put up with unforeseeable events and irritated complaints coming from our picky customers.
This one, however, is new - even for me.

I've been best friends with Twilight since I was young, but since she's ascended, I've been left with a lot to think about. How will this change things between us?

Thanks to T for commissioning this story.

This story is a sequel to The Things That Happen When Your Attention Is Diverted

Following his accident, the local human is in a bit of a bad way. Fortunately for him Rainbow - his bestest friend in the whole of Equestria and, indeed, his whole life at this point - is insistent on nursing him back to health. She's adamant, in fact.

And such an extended length of time spent together can lead the mind to wander...

This story is a sequel to This Is What's Meant to Send Me Home?

Rainbow couldn't get a day off so instead just tried to get her work done with as quickly as possible so she could spend time time with her favourite human. The only human available, in fact.

Unfortunately, things often go wrong when you're not there to notice. And this is what has happened.

As she discovers.

This story is a sequel to She's Just Curious, Is All

The last time he was meant to meet up with Twilight she was busy. She's not busy now though, so she can get on with showing him what she's been working on to send him home. Nothing can possibly go wrong.

This story is a sequel to Just Tell Me The Nasty Bits

Left at a loose end, the local human ends up being asked another question by the eternally-curious Rainbow. He doesn't think too much about why she might ask about what she's asking about. He probably should.
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I only put this up yesterday, what featured do? Huh?

Anon and his daughter had finally started to settle into their new life amoungst ponies, with Anon now having a steady source of income and his child excelling in school. With the essentials assured, however, Anon started to search for more. After all, life doesn't have to just be the two of them, and he's always been open minded.

Problem is, ponies don't seem to share this trait, and Anon found himself rejected over and over. While he can get dates, no mare ever wants to stick around once they find out he is a single father, apparently caring more about his daughter than the fact that he's an alien.

Ready to give up, Anon is surprised when his daughter makes a very strange friend, and he himself begins to become intrigued with this sweater-wearing mare. Moondancer, for her part, is just trying not to make a fool of herself in front of this strange stallion while his cute-as-a-button daughter does everything possible to make her fall in love with the pair, intentionally or not.

(RGREquestria)

She was the kindest, funniest, loyalist, hardest, person I knew. She was tempestuous and tumultuous, frenetic and frenzied. She laughed like no other and cried just as hard. She was far younger than she'd ever let on, age being just a number. She should have worn a helmet with how long her head stayed up in those clouds.

We grew up together, we had dreams together, we were the best of friends. It was the best of times, it was the end of times, we couldn't wait for it all to be over. We never knew what it would mean until the clock struck twelve. The gun cracked, the bell rang, the timer hit zero, and the finish line awaited. It was the best of times.

Before she was strong, she was weak, before she was hard, she was soft, before she burned hot, she was the coolest there was. Before she was immortal, she was one of us.

Before she was Captain of the Wonderbolts, she was Spitfire.

And she was my best friend.

Rated Teen For:
Sexual themes
Language
Suggestive Dialogue

Anon was a fan of tabletop gaming back on earth, a big fan.

After finally convincing his friends to take part, he runs a simple one-shot for them.

There will be spells, treasures, battle, and of course ponies.

Roll for initiative!