This story is a sequel to Hello, This is Not a Scammer, I Promise

Several months after his failed attempt to scam several ponies in Equestria, Hard Head gets a call from a scammer himself. He traces the call and finds a real scammer call center.

He doesn't know how to handle it.

Rainbow Dash is dead, and Sunset has to fix it.

She is neither amused nor enthused.

(Original version written by Jay David can be found in this link) https://www.fimfiction.net/story/441469/assisting-evil

The story is just 'Dorkly's" Kevin character helping Nightmare Moon with her plan.

I just felt Jay's version of Kevin wasn't true enough to the original and wanted to give it a shot. I am aware Nightmare Moon is flanderized, so is everyone else in the Kevin shorts. If I failed, I failed, but here's the ole college try.

You are Ditzy Doo. A middle-aged mare who is her own boss working in your own postal service company. You forget what it's called from time to time but that's okay. You hear voices in your head that give you wisdom. Most of the time it's just garbage that makes you do stupid stuff but you listen to them because you have no sense of awareness. But that's okay because you're Ditzy Doo and you can Doo whatever you want...within the law of course...and within reason.

"Is that you Anon? Wha-what your in my hea"-
Hell no muffin stuffer shhh shhhh stay silent, your queue isn't up.

A "Tell your own Tale" Writing Game where I, the dominant voice in Derpy's head, tell her what to do based on the lesser voices, you people in the comments. Let's work together to make this the most boring, most awesome, most dumbest crap this website has ever seen. I have already given up HAZZAH! I haven't felt an emotion in yeeeears!

(Will be Updated Regularly)
First, MLP, Story. Wanted to break y'all in before I unleash darker stuff. What better way with laughs and community interaction.

A startling situation arises when Princess Celestia begins acting crazily and violently cuddling the ponies around her. Fearing the breakdown of the government, Princess Luna and one of Canterlot's most unfortunate doctors hatch a plan to cure her by letting her cuddle the daylights out of a Royal Guard.

Cover art is by magister39.

EDIT: #2 featured on 6/17!
EDIT: Now with an AUDIO READING by LonelyFanboy48!

You're not a morning person, but you need all the help you can get settling into life in Equestria, so you happily accept Rarity's offer of brunch at her Ponyville boutique. Being the generous pony she is, she has a gift for you, too!

A Human in Equestria, 2nd Person Cuddlefic!

She's a prostitute. He's a recent college grad. You'd think you know where this is going, but there's a reason for everything, and she's about to find out why for she was called here.

Kinks: reluctant snuggling, selfless care of someone, watching movies with someone else, hot cider drinking.

Featured 6/13/19, 6/14/19

Being a Princess of Equestria is a hard and lonely job. Princess Cadance knows this firsthoof, and if it wasn't for her faithful husband Shining Armor, she would be grumpy too!

Still, she can't just sit by and watch her beloved aunts waste away in loneliness and anger! Maybe that old mirror hidden in her castle holds a solution...

Cover Art by TJPones

EDIT: Featured like 20 mins after posting (lol nice) on 6/3/19.

EDIT: #1 just a few hours after posting! Glad you all are liking it :3

Cameron, Phillip, Ayden, James, Mike, and Theresa are a group of normal high schoolers. They lived normal boring lives, going to school, doing exams, living the life everyone should. Until one day, they run to a place no human has ever gone before. They don't know how they ended up in a dark forest, but they do know that they need to survive. While trying to do so, they meet some unlikely allies that some of the group don't entirely trust. Friends become enemies, and new powers are found within.

(200 VIEWS!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!)

(Just wanted to say that this is a My Hero Academia crossover because I'm using All For One and One For All in this story, along with certain parts of the story.)

This story is a sequel to You Can’t Eat The Crystal Heart!

After hearing about Celestia and Luna’s retirement, Twilight prepares to destroy Knit Wit.

It’s going to be harder than she thinks.