Now with Dramatic Reading!~
I couldn't help but notice Pinkie Pie was topless in Rainbow Falls.
And as hot as it was to picture her humanized topless cheerleading, it ended up being funnier than smexy when I pictured it.

Pseudo troll fic. Written in just over an hour.

Bon Bon is a narcissistic, pessimistic, perverted, and cynical earth pony from Ponyville. She's about as uncouth as they come and seems to get worse as she gets older. In her young adult life Bon Bon has only really had two friends, Octavia melody who is a fellow earth pony and plays the cello, and Vinyl Scratch, the unicorn Dj who goes by the stage name DJ-P0n3. Bon Bon's uncouthness hits a high point when she's caught checking out Vinyl's flank. At this Octavia yells, "Get your own stupid Unicorn!" Well maybe that's just what Bon Bon will do. Get your own stupid unicorn is based off the amazing picture by Gift-Wrap (it also happens to be the piece I'm using for the cover with her permission).

It's been nine months since the wedding in Canterlot and the changeling race was defeated and all is well. Until Queen Chrysalis returns with very surprising news.

She is nine months pregnant!

But why does she come back just because of that? Because she says one of the ponies she touched/was touched by during the wedding is the one who got her pregnant.

Changelings don't reproduce the way ponies or any other creature does. So even two females can have a baby together. So who is the daddy/other mother? Is it Shining Armor? She did have lots of contact with him. Cadance? She was the one Chrysalis captured. Twilight? Technically they did share a small amount of contact. Or... could it honestly be Princess Celestia?!

One of these four is the other parent to this unborn changeling/pony hybrid. And now they won't know who until after the foal is born. But each one is conflicted about what they will do if it is theirs.

And each one puts a little effort into trying to be nice with their possible-baby's-momma. And they get to know the Queen of changelings a little more. And there's a lot more than they thought there was...

I keep trying to write a MLP fic for a while now, but apparently a combination of congestin, cold meds, and my regular meds are all inspiration I needed. This isn't my first ever fic, but my first here. In my defense this story is not meant to be taken very seriously and is more or less a crackfic.

Every year comes mating season when fillies and mares find themselves full of a desire to feed a primal need. In the cities where stallions are more common it's no problem and can be a very civilized affair. In the rural towns like Ponyville where stallions and colts are a minority by a large margine mating season is a terrifying event that every biological male dreads and for good reason. With mares and fillies on the prowel, can the colts and stallions of Ponyville survive the worst of the heat? Will they enjoy heavenly bliss? Will they just end up in the hospital? Will there be giant robots, explosions, mares freaking out, and a cameo by Tom the Bolder?

Well, actually yes on all accounts... more I write this the my I don't believe more own words. So join this strange adventure for laughs and maybe figure out what's wrong with me.

There's no actual sex scenes in this, I promise.

Also, does anyone know where I could get a cover image for this?

I have now managed to proofread this a little better... ish.

Rainbow Dash's latest flying routine was interrupted by a sudden mountain, and Twilight can hardly sleep at night. No pony should be this excited to play with necromancy.

Edited by Deceased and JustAnotherTimeLord.

Cover art courtesy of pony-berserker.

Dramatic reading by WritingStylus

Polish translation by atom2004
Spanish translation by Spaniard Kiwi
Russian translation by NovemberDragon

This is a classic scenario:
The mane 6 have never met and don't know the true magic of friendship, yadda yadda yadda...
but what were the consequences? They all brought out the best in each other, now that that's gone,

What have they all become?

Lets take a look...

Mmm slimy tender bones. In this oneshot smack dog, Rarity takes a walk around the Boutique and find a smokey bone on the ground. Will she eat it? Yes?

But mean while, Sweetie Belle has something super spooky planned... Will this be this end of Sweetie Belle? And the birth of something perhaps, extra-terrestrial? Ancient alien theorists say yes. So find out next time on: Ancient Aliens!

Feeling lonely and out of place so close to Hearth's Warming Eve, Twist wishes she had never been born.

Life has been mostly the same for the girls ever since they had to give up their Elements to the Tree of Harmony. Of course, this couldn't possibly last too long, and strange things begin to happen to our intrepid heroes.

Let it never be said that you can't have too much of a good thing.