On an average day, Princess Celestia sees ponies with problems they ask of her to solve for around three to six hours a day. Of course you need to have it scheduled in first. But she accepts most requests and listens to them despite whatever degree of urgency.
Of course she will soon horribly regret this decision. And it all started nine months after the famous Canterlot Wedding attack...
A unicorn walks up to Canterlot castle. A mare with a gray coat and lime green mane and tail that were both moderately long, emerald green eyes, and her cutie mark (though hidden by the white robe and hood she wore) was a golden heart that had pink sparkles surrounding it.
Reaching the entrance, she found herself met with two Pegasus guards that blocked her path with spears.
"Halt," one said "what is your business?"
The mare lifted her white hood and let her mane cascade down her neck.
"I have a request to see Princess Celestia," she said softly "I already have an appointment to see her I believe."
Both guards stared intently at the mare, "How do we know this is true?"
The mare, strangely, smiled at the guards softly.
"Well I do believe it would be hard for me to cause trouble," she raised a hoof and tossed aside the front of her robe covering her body, and revealed her stomach that was expanding out at the sides and raised out towards the ground. "I'm not in much of a condition to try and harm anypony am I?"
Both guards slacked their jaws slightly at the heavily pregnant mare that was in front of them.
"If you need to," she said when they didn't respond "why not just go and check. I can wait. Though I am at nine months so hopefully you could take care of this before I'm a new mother."
The guards blinked, then one shook his head and stuttered, "O-of course. Um... Follow us- miss..."
"Crystal. Crystal Amore, but just Crystal is fine."
The two guards lead the mare to the awaiting line of ponies to see the princess. The whole walk was awkwardly silent. Both wondered why a mare so deep into her pregnancy would come all this way to see the princess.
As Crystal awaited in line for her turn, she was thankful only a few ponies were ahead of her. Just standing was starting to become troublesome for her due to the increased wait of her foal inside of her.
"Next in line please."
Crystal took a deep breath as she began the task of walking to the large doors to the throne room. Two unicorn guards opened the doors with their magic and Crystal stepped into the large and impressive room.
And sitting on her throne, was the solar princess herself, awaiting Crystal's approach.
"Hello my little pony, and what is it you need today?"
Crystal just smirked, and for some reason, laughed a little.
"Celestia, I had expected you to recognize me even in this get-up."
Said princess just blinked in confusion, "I'm sorry, who are you?"
"Oh Tia. Tia, Tia, Tia. I suppose you don't recognize me do you? Oh well, just means I'm better than I thought I was."
"Who are you?" Celestia demanded more forcefully.
Crystal smiled softly again, "Oh Celestia, we just saw each other nine months ago. Which is actually why I had to come back."
"I ask again and demand an answer. WHO are you?!"
Crystal sighed, "Oh well, suppose there's no point in keeping this up anyway."
Crystal backed up a few steps, and green flames covered her hooves.
Celestia starred in shock as the gray coat turned black, the white robe blew up in the air and showed the ripped and hole ridden insect wings appearing, her legs became covered in holes, her mane and tail grew teal and had holes and rips throughout a tangled mess, her horn was jagged with holes, she grew fangs, and her eyes changed sickly green with two layers of color and a reptilian pupil with a greenish-white fluid.
Crystal Amore, was now Queen Chrysalis.
"Chrysalis!"
"Hello Celestia. Recognize me now?"
Celestia stood to her hooves and pointed her horn at the changeling queen, preparing a spell to attack her.
"Celestia please," Chrysalis said rather snarky "you wouldn't attack me now."
"And why not?!"
Chrysalis just smiled evilly as she tossed her white robe to the side of her body and showed her frame. Her swollen and very, very, very pregnant frame.
Celestia's eyes widened and her head shot back up as she stopped the spell she had been preparing. Chrysalis was right, she couldn't attack her.
"W-what is that?!" the princess said.
"Oh this," Chrysalis rubbed her tummy with a hoof gently and starred at it. "This is just called 'pregnancy' Celestia. Of course I do suppose it's a bit of a shock. I am at nine months after all."
"NINE MONTHS!" Celestia shouted.
"Yes, nine months."
"Nine mon- wait..." Celestia paused in thought "you were posing as Cadance nine months ago."
"That's correct."
A look of horror stretched across Celestia's face, "What?"
"To explain," Chrysalis said flatly "this is a changeling/pony hybrid, yes."
Celestia sat back on her throne in shock.
"And I believe the list of possible parentals for who impregnated me is Shining Armor, Cadance, your student, and... well you actually."
Celestia felt bile in her throat rise, and she promptly leaned over the side of her throne and gagged as she felt it come up and then spill on to the floor, which a maid came to and immediately (yet hesitantly) began cleaning.
Celestia sprung to her hooves, and wobbled while doing so, and used her magic to slam open the doors to the throne room. Startling the guards and awaiting ponies outside.
"No more requests!" she shouted and scared off the ponies. "Guard," she pointed a hoof at some random guard "prepare escorts for the elements of harmony and Princess Cadenza and Prince Shining Armor! I will request them here immediately!"
The scared guard rapidly nodded and he and the other guard at the door ran off to full fill the princess's orders.
Princess Celestia fumed in anger as she turned back towards the still smirking changeling.
"You..." she growled "GUARDS!"
Four guards ran into the throne room and stood present and waiting in front of their princess.
"I need you to escort our guest to one of the spare rooms in the castle."
She looked behind the guards and at Chrysalis, "And be careful. I want a magic lock on the room and two guards present at the door at all times."
She stole another glance at the changeling's stomach that supposedly carried a foal... or a larva or egg or something.
"But... be gentle. She is currently with child."
The guards bowed their heads and surrounded the queen on all four sides.
"Glad to see you have a soft spot for my unborn hatchling Celestia," Chrysalis snickered "of course... it might also be yours."
Celestia shuddered at the changeling's laughing as she was escorted out of the room and down a hall. She was unsure of how to approach this matter exactly. The queen is presenting herself nine months pregnant and claims Celestia or a pony she is close to is the other parent.
How could it even be hers, or Twilight's, or Cadance's? They were females! Then again, she has no idea how a changeling reproduces.
Ok, she's getting ahead of herself. First she needs to send the letters requesting the elements and her niece and nephew-in-law. Then she'll just... take it from there.
Oh yes, excellent plan! she thought sarcastically to herself.
Oh, this is too funny to read!
There's only one thing I'm confused about, and that's about her reaction. Chrysalis seems a bit too calm about this...It might be intended, but for now it's just coming off as a bit confusing. Not ruining the awesome story though! A Spike Moustache for you!
A unique take on an overdone concept. I look forward to more. And something tells me that the child is Celestia's. Because, well who knows what happened to her during the time she was trapped in that cocoon.
Please be Shining And Cadence as the parent. I mean this has comedy, might as well make a near impossible twist. The only way Pinkie PIe knows.
But who am I kidding, the highlight of this story is the reactions of the four possible, and very contact close, ponies Chrysalis had. I still vouch for Shining, having stayed VERY close and in the same home under hypnotism.
This is pretty cool, can't wait to read more. I will say though that you should consider making the chapters a little longer, this one felt a little too short.
Way too much twilight fanfics, why are people making so much? The obvious answer is that their foggots. David Throne would agree.
Next time make a fic of a non-shit-tier pony, or best pony (Cadence.)
This reminds me of that episode of Futurama, where Kiff gets pregnant with Leela's kids through a similar method.
SPOILER ALERT (not really because ees funneh jok) Luna's the dad. Sorry if I accidentally guessed it, you'd be surprised.
Well, this is an interesting concept, and one I don't believe I've seen done before. I'll be watching with interest.
*Sees wall of text*
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But in all seriousness, please, fix it; and I'll come back to read the story.
This should explain what you did wrong, but I would recommend reading the entire guide.
Oooh my god, this is from Futurama isn't it?
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Wait.
Looks like we're going on a bughunt. (If you catch that reference, you win a pulse rifle.)
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Xenomorphs.
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Of course you get the reference, you're several thousand years old so you've seen them before.
But still, here you go. One pulse rifle. You're a goddess, you can take it out of the screen, right?
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Alright 50 bits its Celestia.
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Me too.
I haven't read this yet but the concept alone has my attention. Preparing for lolz
Then its luna, where do you think she was?
Ok you have my attention!
It bugs me when fanfic writers give the mares only 9 months, when real equines have a 12 month pregnancy. But it's a changeling, so who knows.
20 bucks it's actually Luna
One of princess.
It must celestia or cadence
If you really want to throw in a dark horse (pun intended, but only a little bit) candidate, recall that Chrysalis had definite physical contact with Pinkie Pie in the episode. Rarity and Applejack may also have had incidental contact, and it does not show her with Fluttershy or Rainbow Dash. She had to do something to Lyra, Colgate, and Twinkleshine (the bridesmaids) as well.
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Maybe she's just entered her final trimester.
Not a bad start, good luck.
This is pretty good, but it has some spelling and grammar issues. I recommend you find an editor from one of our fine groups.
3806658 I'd rather have a flamethrower 1.bp.blogspot.com/-2s0sgsXQZeg/TggRze8OEXI/AAAAAAAACos/D6lI4UYFS8o/s640/aliens-flamethrower%252Bphotobucket.com.jpg or a loader. fc02.deviantart.net/fs42/f/2009/065/0/c/Aliens__Power_Loader_by_Pynion.jpg
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Actually, real horses have eleven months, not twelve.
Well, that and changelings are somewhat insectoid, so they probably have shorter pregnancies. Or, like what the other person said, she still has two months left to go.
bwahahahaha, brilliant man
Ten bucks on it somehow being Rainbow Dash or anyone but who they think it could be.
10 bucks
5 bits its none of them
10 bits says it's Luna from an accidental dream walk.
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1.) I'll take that bet.
2.) Recently I've seen you comment somewhere on EVERY STORY I'VE BEEN TO ON THIS SITE. What is this just a thing that you must do or something? I know you're always (usually) first to comment on my story but... jez..... So yeah what's up with that?
3811008 I love your avatar
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We obviously just have similar tastes. I'm not stalking you.
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Maybe.... And yeah I know you're not stalking me. If you were then you'd probably comment on everything I did, but you don't. So yeah....
It's just weird is all. I see you everywhere.
3804633 twilight is worst pone after rainbow dash
Luna is best pony, cadence is second best pony
How many other people noticed the Futurama reference? Or was it just me?
Or maybe (Though I think doubtfully) the author came up with the idea themselves?
Yeah, no. I'm sticking with the Futurama reference idea.
One half-eaten cherrychanga on Discord.
Just imagine the adorable little hellspawn that would result from that. He'd love it.
3813303 thanks! I searched my little pony friendship is magic memes and a bunch of cute/ funny ones came up
Ermahnend so funny!!!! when will next chapter come out? I CANT WAIT
3816463 cool avatar
20 bits says that it was Pinkie... IT'S PINKIE PIE! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, AN ACTUAL EXPLANATION?
3814167 I SAW THE REFERENCE
Please either indent the beginning of your paragraphs or insert a line break in between. It's so much easer to read that way.
I'm curious as to how you're gonna explain Changeling pregnancy.
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As opposed to what? Reproducing with hammers? Rocks perhaps?
Bile.
What 3817886 said.
Well sir i'm pleased to tell you that I love it so far.
You managed to hold my attention with ease.
However that the royal guards doubt whether she had an appointment or not didn't make much sense to me.
And I don't think you should ad lines unless you are changing the scene; not when you change the narrative to dialogue.
On to next chapter.
~Leonzilla
3803804 Chrysalis has had nine months to deal with her pregnancy, figure out and deal with who the other parent can be, calm herself and figure out her next move(s).
This is just a thought that entered my head as I read this. Since this is a comedy it would funny as hell if at the end Chrysalis gave birth to quadruplets and each of the four(Twilight/Cadence/Celestia/Shining) was the parent of one of the foals.
3804438 I'm hoping for Twilight