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I'm a long time science fiction and animation fan who stumbled into My Little Pony fandom and got caught -- I guess I'm a Brony Forever now.

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  • E No Trouble At All

    How much trouble can 10-year-old Apple Bloom get into, playing alone in the Everfree?  · Jordan179
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  • T An Incident on Sentry Duty

    YOH 1409: Cadet Guidestar Flight is on sentry duty at the West Hoof Arsenal when he encounters an intruder!  · Jordan179
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  • T Malign Spirits

    YOH 1269: An angry riverboat captain and a filly who is older than she seems team up to fight bandits!  · Jordan179
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  • T Mismatched Hearts

    February 1503: Strains threaten to tear apart Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy. They have loved each other since they were fillies -- but might they be incompatible? And what of Fluttershy's own dark secret, the one she's never been able to reveal?  · Jordan179
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  • T Advance Warning

    Oct, YOH 1503 (Season 3): Celestia tells Luna about her new and possibly dangerous plan.  · Jordan179
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  • T At the Gorge

    Great losses can spring from such small causes. Applejack finds this out at age 12, when her life changes, forever.  · Jordan179
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  • T The Tinker Mare

    Pot Mender is a tinker mare, an itinerant tradesmare who ekes out her living on the fringes of Equestrian rural society. But even an outcast may have a chance to do some deed of worth, and win acceptance before the end.  · Jordan179
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  • T Wraith-Kissed

    Chiller Tale was hideously disfigured when he made the mistake of letting a Wraith kiss him -- and he won fame and fortune. Now his wife is dead, and he is about to give up on his life. What will happen when he returns to where it all began?  · Jordan179
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  • E Before Nightfall: Barely Rescued

    YOH 1493: Can Big Mac save the three-year-old Apple Bloom from mortal peril? And what will he do about the longer-term threat posed by the bear?  · Jordan179
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  • T Teacher Zero

    YOH 1501: In the aftermath of Twilight's mental breakdown, Princess Celestia considers her own mistakes.  · Jordan179
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  • T Kindness Is Magic

    S1E01 of Kindness Is Magic -- the Quest of the Elements from Fluttershy's point of view.  · Jordan179
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  • T Post-Traumatic

    April, YOH 1505: Twilight Sparkle and her Companions have returned to Ponyville from Our Town. Now they must deal with the emotional price of their incomplete victory.  · Jordan179
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  • T Her Special Gift

    Early in the morning after marrying Cheese Sandwich, Pinkie Pie gives him a very special present. In his sleep.  · Jordan179
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  • T Getting Stuck

    You made a few bad decisions and trusted someone you shouldn't have and now you're trapped in a world of talking little ponies!  · Jordan179
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  • T Dancing Alone

    YOH 1505: Moon Dancer has resumed her friendships. But can she overcome the damage of her alienation?  · Jordan179
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  • T Audience Reaction

    YOH 1548: Rarity is not pleased with High Concept's Succession ad on the Twelfth Equestriad Interview show.  · Jordan179
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  • T Undying Love

    Celly and Dissy have fallen in love. But another is jealous of their happiness, and dark dreams threaten their happiness. Can Love conquer all?  · Jordan179
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  • T Fools and Drunks

    Spring 1505. Snips Fields and Snailsquirm Carrot do something a bit dangerous to celebrate Snails' sixteenth birthday. What could possibly go wrong?  · Jordan179
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  • My Little Balladeer The Elements of Harmony find themselves facing an evil beyond their knowledge, armed with an alien magic. In desperation they use their Elements to summon aid and get - a hillbilly with a silver-strung guitar? by Ardashir 151,377 words · 3,094 views · 129 likes · 5 dislikes
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The "Shadow Wars"

The machinations of the Cosmic Concepts have shaped the history of the Ponies for ten thousand years.  But now their mistakes have cracked the Cosmos, and the Shadows seep through to claim our own Universe for their dark and predatory purposes.  If they can gain a bridgehead on Equestria's Earth, this will be but the first step in a war of extermination against our continuum, a war which will end in the destruction of all life in our own Universe.

Can Celestia lead the defense of the Earth and save, not only her little Ponies, but all Earthlife, from utter annihilation?  Can Luna be redeemed from the Shadows and return to her former greatness?  Will Discord prove a powerful ally, or betray them all to damnation?  Can a new generation of powerful beings aid them enough to bring victory?  Or will the Earth die, drained of its vitality by the sinister Shadows?

List of stories in the Shadow Wars universe further down the page.

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  • Nightmares Are Tragic Nightmare Moon spends a thousand years banished to the Moon, then returns to seek her revenge. From HER point of view. by Jordan179 32,977 words · 5,470 views · 404 likes · 19 dislikes
  • An Extended Performance The Great and Powerful Trixie gives the performance of her life during the Longest Night in Eqeustrian history. Start of Season 1. by Jordan179 26,641 words · 1,577 views · 76 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Teacher Zero YOH 1501: In the aftermath of Twilight's mental breakdown, Princess Celestia considers her own mistakes. by Jordan179 7,473 words · 4,542 views · 354 likes · 34 dislikes
  • Post-Traumatic April, YOH 1505: Twilight Sparkle and her Companions have returned to Ponyville from Our Town. Now they must deal with the emotional price of their incomplete victory. by Jordan179 65,404 words · 1,806 views · 122 likes · 15 dislikes
  • Twelfth Equestriad Interview Two and a half decades after the final victory over the Shadows, Princess Luna records an interview for the Summer Sun Celebration by Jordan179 15,740 words · 1,300 views · 67 likes · 12 dislikes

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  • Dragonshyness Fluttershy endures one of the most frightening experiences of her life. (It is a testament to the utter terror that can be Fluttershy's life that confronting a full-grown Dragon counts as only "one" of the most terrifying days of her by Jordan179 38,857 words · 1,334 views · 83 likes · 7 dislikes
  • A Robust Solution Fluttershy comes to terms with a mistake from her past, and learns how to handle herself in the future, with the help of her good friend Rarity. by Jordan179 11,859 words · 1,053 views · 91 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Fluttershy Is Free Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy go to see a butterfly migration. Mid-Season 1, immediately after "Call of the Cutie." by Jordan179 10,460 words · 1,818 views · 125 likes · 6 dislikes

List of Stories in the Shadow Wars Series

Here are the stories of the Shadow Wars, roughly in order, including major incomplete and projected works:

Undying Love (incomplete):  Takes place from around 2500 to 1500 years ago.  Discord and Celestia; how he loved and lost her, in a love that is undying, much as they might wish they could forget.

Corruption at Nightfall (incomplete):  Takes place over a thousand years ago.  The tale of Prince Crimson Quartz and Lady Tourmaline of the Crystal Empire, and Princess Luna of Equestria; and how the Empire fell into darkness.

All the Way Gone (projected):  The story of how Princess Luna of Equestria fell into the Nightmare.

"His Recipe For Love" (complete, 11,334 words):  YOH 1252, or 248 years before the Season One opener.  Aventurine Miter is very much in love with his wife Harmonia Pie.  Join them on the Hunt for the Ingredient of the Cupcakes of Life!  M-rated, NSFW, both sex and gore.

Collateral Damage (complete, 32,231 words):  In YOH 1481, some 19 years before the start of Season 1, ex-Guardspony Falcon Punch tries to deliver a vital package from Appleloosa to Canterlot -- but unknown to him, an elite Changeling Infiltrator is on his trail!  Characters include Falcon Punch, Princess Ceymi, and a 9-year-old Cheerilee.  Dark tragedy, with gore and (very limited but horrifying) sexual content.

Pinkie Sense and Sensibility (incomplete):  The birth and early life of Pinkie Pie and her sisters.

"Ruminations in Stone" (complete, 2,292 words):  Spring, YOH 1500, a couple months before Luna's Return and the start of Season One.  Wind Whistler, trapped within the stone statue of Discord, muses about her past and future.

Nightmares Are Tragic (complete, 32,976 words):  S1E1-2, June 21-22 YOH 1500, The Elements of Harmony (Season One opener), from Luna's perspective.  The core story of the Shadow Wars continuity, introducing its interpretation of the Mane Six and especially of Princess Luna and the true nature of the Shadows.

An Extended Performance: (complete, 26,639 words) S1, June YOH 1500 (same time as the Season One opener): Side-story to Nightmares Are Tragic, detailing how Trixie defended her show against the Shadow Coven in Manehattan on the Longest Night, and what Celestia was doing while all this was going on.

A Long Night at the Hippodrome (incomplete) S1, June YOH 1500 (same time as the Season One opener):  Side-story to An Extended Performance, detailing how Trixie's old friend Piercing Gaze dealt with the Longest Night at his theater in Baltimare.

His Mark On History (incomplete, S1, June YOH 1500 (early Season One, from The Elements of Harmony to "The Ticket Master. but set on another continent):  Can First Strong Messenger make his mark on history by striking a blow for the freedom of the South Speaker Ponies of Taura?

The Romance of the Open Road (incomplete) early S1,  YOH 1500:  The Great and Powerful Trixie leaves Manehattan and takes to the road to win her fortune -- a road that will lead her to Ponyville.

All the Way Back (incomplete) early S1, YOH 1500:  How Princess Luna, purged of the NIghtmare, recovered her power and sanity, making a place for herself in the strange new world of modern Equestria.

Least Noticeable and Little Flappy (incomplete):  Early S1, YOH 1500, contemperaneous with E5 "Griffon the Brush-Off"  How "Least Noticeable" Claire Pie, Pinkie's gigantic invisible twin sister, saved a little flappy creature and made a new friend.

Dragonshyness (complete, 38,854 words): early mid S1, YOH 1500, contemperaneous with E7: "Dragonshy."  The most terrifying day of Fluttershy's life, as she must finally face the creature she most dreads -- a full-grown Dragon.

Royal Business (incomplete): Early mid S1, September YOH 1500, a bit after E7 "Dragonshy."  Spike is called away on royal business to meet with Celestia, but he winds up spending a while as Luna's guest.

A Robust Solution (complete, 11, 859 words):  mid S1, YOH 1500, just before E12 "Call of the Cutie."  Fluttershy reveals a shameful secret from her past to Rarity, who helps her friend understand and surmount its emotional legacy.

Fluttershy Is Free (complete, 10,464 words):  S1, YOH 1500, after E12 "Call of the Cutie."  Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash go to see a butterfly migration, and Fluttershy reveals a dark secret of her origin.

"Teacher Zero" (complete, 7,440 words):  S2, YOH 1501, right after E03 "Lesson Zero."  Celestia and Luna react to the madness that has nearly claimed Twilight Sparkle.

"Advance Warning" (complete, 6,001 words): S3, YOH 1503.  Princess Celestia tells Princess Luna of her plan to redeem their old mutual friend, Discord.

"A Meeting by Moonlight" (complete, 2,932 words): S3, YOH 1503.  Princess Luna visits Twilight Sparkle one night and tells her a tale of the Age of Wonders, revealing more than she means to in the process.

"Feeling Adrift"  (complete, 4,938 words):   S3, YOH 1503,  right after "A Meeting by Moonlight."  Princess Celestia tries to help her sister deal with her feelings of alienation and loneliness.

Divine Jealousy and the Voice of Reason (incomplete):  S4, November YOH 1504, right after "Equestria Games" and before Twilight's Kingdom.  When Discord discovers he has a rival for Fluttershy's love, he consults his inner Voice of Reason for advice.

Substitute Mentor (incomplete):  Pony Earth segment is between S4 and S5, January YOH 1505, while the Nightmare Delusion Humanoid Earth segment is AD 2016 and the Angel of Illusion Humanoid Earth segments are AD 2010 to 2016.  Can the Humanoid Trixies be saved from madness and their worlds from devastation by the Humanoid Piercing Gaze?

Post-Traumatic (complete, 65,404 words):  April YOH 1505.  Starlight Glimmer has been defeated and Our Town liberated.  Now the returning Mane Six must deal with the damage the Sameness did to their minds.  Sometimes, mere victory is not enough.

Fools and Drunks (incomplete):  April YOH 1505.  Snips and Snails decide to celebrate Snails' 16th birthday by gping into the Everfree doing something a bit more unwise than usual.  Will Snails finally tell Snips about Glittershell?  Will the two teenage colts even survive?

"Her Special Gift" (complete, 2,673 words):  May 4th, YOH 1507.  The morning after her wedding night, Pinkie Pie gives her new husband Cheese Sandwich a very special gift.

Love Amongst Monsters (incomplete):  Starting YOH 1508, concluding YOH 1512.  Ill Wind, a brilliant Pegasus scientist, works to complete a vital engineering project for High Commander Windvane, and may find romantic as well as professional success.

Love Starved (incomplete):  February-March, YOH 1515.  Compound is reassigned to the Provisional Hive Defense Swarm, which she knows is a near-suicide post.  But in what she assumes to be the last days of her life, she makes two very good friends.

The Fall of Hive Hunger-Prime (incomplete):  April, YOH 1515.  Compound and her friends struggle to survive within the last of Queen Hunger's hives as it falls at the end of the Great Changeling War (1513-1515).

Twelfth Equestriad Interview (complete, 15,741 words):  June YOH 1548, 48 years after Luna's Return and 24 years after the final victory in the Shadow Wars, Luna and Twilight are interviewed on TV on the night of the Summer Sun Celebration.

"Audience Reaction" (complete, 2,867 words):  June YOH 1548, side-story to Twelfth Equestriad Interview.  During the historic interview TV broadcast, Rarity and Spike deal with an attempt to sabotage Rarity Enterprises' perfume campaign.

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It's fairly obvious that whatever sex lives the Mane Six have had have been not very successful ones, given that they don't have mates.  Now, one may argue that they could have mates and the Show simply doesn't mention it -- but that's rather a large part of somepony's life to omit.  

Not that the Show would depict them having sex -- simply that said mates would be occasionally hanging out with them or talking to them, unless thiese are the coldest damn sexual relationships I've ever seen -- and that would be massively OOC for any or all of them.  

There's also the minor point that the Mane Six are Embdiments of Virtues:  and tend to score high even in the virtues of which they are not specifically-embodiment.  Casual promiscuity totally does not fit those sorts of characters.  That would be true even if Equestria were at least as promiscuous as our own culture.

Since I had to make assumptions about them to write about them, I went with the following being true about them in YOH 1500, when they rescued Luna.

Twilight Sparkle (17, Virgin):  The most virginal of all six, since at this point in her life she hasn't even been romanticlly kissed (obvious from her later reactions to Humanoid Flash Sentry).  Original reason for assuming her a virgin was her friendlessness -- one is unlikely to acquire lovers if one can't even make friends (yes, I know about the exceptions to that rule, but those generally also require feelings of worthlessness, and Twilight Sparkle is confident from Day One).

Rarity Belle (18, Non-Virgin):  In one sense the least virginal of all six, since she's the only one with an actual extensive dating history (and the only one to whom the term "dating" could be correctly applied).  Original reason for assuming her experienced was a certain brittleness in her manner, and tendency toward despair, which looks a lot like something broke her in the past.  Also, Rarity when we first meet her is not what one would call realistic about love, and given her beauty that could have hurt her badly when she was younger and more naive.  She was seduced at 12-13 and pregnant at 13-14, losing the foal to a miscarriage; she's dated since but deliberately avoided actually having sex.  She eventually (starting around 1504) falls in love with Spike the Dragon; they become actual lovers at some point, and marry in 1508.

Rainbow Dash (18, Virgin):  Yes, I know; she's boisterous and in the uncensored version probably bawdy as well.  But if you look carefully at her reactions to events, she gets both excited and embarrassed in anything resembling a romantic or sexual situation (you can especially see this in her early interactions with Soarin).  Dashie is very obviously, orgiinally, very much pretending to a sophistication she doesn't possess.  In the SWSV she loses her virginity at 20 to Fluttershy in YOH 1502; after that love affair fails in 1503 (due to the shocking revelation about Fluttershy at Cadance's wedding), she is somewhat sexually-active but not promiscuous (she isn't comfortable with any love which does not involve mutual Loyalty).

Fluttershy (20, Non-Virgin):  When I read Bad Horse's Fluttershy's Night Out I had my explanation for why Fluttershy is so horribly afraid of other Ponies at the start of the Show.  Thus, she lost her virginity, to "Nosey," in YOH 1496, when she was 16 years old.  After this she doesn't have sex again until she becomes Rainbow Dash's lover in 1502-03; after that she becomes increasingly sexually-active; eventually becoming Discord's primary mate in an open relationship which produces offspring.  She is naturally polyamorous, and the most promiscuous of the Mane Six (though that's not saying much).  Her polyamorousness is a Changeling Royal trait, though by actual Changeling standards she is very sexually-restrained.  But then she was raised Pegasus.

Applejack (22, Non-Virgin):  Applejack requires some thought.  On the one hoof, she's admirable, beautiful, warm and extremely likeable.  On the other hoof, she's incredibly honorable, even more so than Twilight Sparkle, so no way does she do casual sex.  And she's very obviously single, and displays no romantic interest in anypony.

The obvious conclusion (to me) is that she is pining after somepony she loved very much and lost.  Thus, I created the character of Landscape Carrot, who was her childhood best friend and teenaged sweetheart, became Applejack's first (and only) lover in 1498 when they were both 20, and then vanished.  I was orginally going to have him be a rogue, unworthy of Applejack, but when I started thinking about my Changelings I realized it worked far better if he were a Captive, and one who develops unusual insights into the Changelings in consequence.

Applejack saves Landscape, and they marry, in YOH 1508.  They remain married until his death from natural causes in the mid to late 16th century YOH.

Pinkie Pie (Virgin, 19):  As I've explained in one essay, I think Pinkie has to be either chaste (the Pie family code of honor) or promiscuous (she's very hedonistic).  I don't see her as being moderate in this regard:  Pinkie desn't do moderation very well.

The reason I went with her being a virgin is that, in the first three seasons, she shows absolutely no romantic or sexual interest in anypony.  Her concept of 'party' is explicitly (and scornfully) stated (by Chrysalis in Cadance-form) as being that of a little filly, and Pinkie Pie takes this as a COMPLIMENT.  (To show where the writers' sympathies lie, the real Cadance herself has the opposite opinion -- she enjoys the childish aspects of Pinkie's party).

Pinkie's romantic feelings are shown awakening in Season Four (YOH 1504), when she's 23, which is fairly late for her to start reacting to stallions like a mare.  My explanation is that Pinkie Pie is very neotenous, and in terms of romance a late bloomer, for all her extroversion.

The trigger was the events of "Magical Mystery Cure" (late YOH 1503) in which she accessed the memories of an alternate Pinkie who had already, at the same age, married Big Mac.  This made her emotionally aware that she, personally, could fall in love and get married; that she was no longer just a filly.  

It's notable that one of the two stallions toward whom Pinkie expresses some interest is Big Mac -- one of the things she does in YOH 1504 is become Big Mac's friend, and she is willing to alter the timestream to do this.  In the SWSV she falls instead of Cheese Sandwich, but Mackie was definitely a possibility.

Pinkie marries Cheese in YOH 1507 under my current chronology, and first has sex (ever) on her wedding night.  Afterward, she blesses Cheese by altering the timestream so that he leads a literally charmed life -- any future worldine in which he will be killed is inaccessible from their POV.  They remain married into the Poniternity.


Those are my versions of the sexual histories of the Mane Six; they apply to the Shadow Wars Story Verse.  They do not necessarily apply to other writers' storyverses.  Still, they wer chosen based on what I've seen on the Show -- they are not simply random.

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#905 · 4d, 17h ago · · ·

Good afternoon Jordan, how are you doing this afternoon?  Also have you seen the any of the latest DTV Scooby Doo movies?

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Oh yes.  I'm glad that I put out two chapters of Dancing Alone lately.  I just work full-time Monday-Thursday, I don't get a half-day until Friday and am not fully off until Saturday and Sunday.

#903 · 2w, 2d ago · · ·

Hope you're doing okay.

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>>2243792

Indeed they are. If I ever get a dog, it has to be a husky. Or maybe a Labrador Retriever, but I'm really aiming towards a husky. Wolves are my favorite animals, arctic ones especially. :twilightsheepish:

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Why, thank you.  It's the White Wolf that I've used for many of my profiles.  Wolves, and especially white ones, are special to me.  Though the actual canid in that picture may well be a husky.  It's hard to tell, since huskies are a breed very close to wolves anyway.

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