I exist, I do things.

Just a fan of fun stories, looking to enjoy them, and when I can finally grab enough time for myself write them once more!

Abacadooby.

young writer, big fan of MLP

;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now

I love the dark and gloom. The damned will be consumed by shadows soon enough.

I don't know anything!

Timb Hortons

[26/08/2013] darf: people like you make me fucking sick [26/08/2013] darf: i hope you become a paraplegic you shitcunt [left_insert][left_insert][left_insert][left_insert][left_insert][left_insert]

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Just an amateur writer trying to give ponies a good story. Oh, and I fap to horses :P

I love to read wach anime and mlp but i also listen to music.

"Do you want to screw or is returning what I think might be a show of interest going to turn into a sexual harassment lawsuit?"

Brony since 2011, and huge fan of FOE. Also founder of Suicide prevention group.

I love Sweetie's Mansion

Who let the dogs out?

I'll think of a good thing to put in this short bio some other day.

Everypony wants a mirror pool clone. One time donations through Paypal and monthlies through Patreon.

Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!

It's hip to be square

Hello, I'm a writer with A thought process that can be visualized as a ball of wires in 4-dimensional space. What do you mean that's completely random?

I'm not a unicorn what are you talking about don't do that stahp ahh!

I make techno and techno accessories

I'M GOING OUT OF THIS WORLD THE WAY I CAME IN! ROYALLY PISSED OFF, SCREAMING MY HEAD OFF, FIGHTING AS HARD AS I CAN AND COVERED IN SOMEONE ELSE'S BLOOD!

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark