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Admiral Biscuit


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You have two questions: what, exactly, is Tree Hugger on, and, more importantly, where do you get some?

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She didn’t like cats.

She didn’t have a cat.

Nevertheless, there was a cat. One morning it was there, right on the edge of her front stoop.


Now in Chinese! Translation courtesy of hehelover
Now with a reading by AShadowOfCygnus!

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Talk to someone on the telephone enough and you get an idea of what they look like.

And then you meet them for the first time, and they're not at all what you expected.

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Plants are easy to understand. Humans, not so much. They're complicated, and they barely seem to show emotions. They can't even move their ears! Add to that all the hustle and bustle of college life, and Butterscotch is having a bad time.

At least he's got Francine, who showed him the River Trail: a trail through the woods that's away from people.


For Rare Story Prompts contest #2

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You work as a shop assistant at a general store in Manehattan, stocking shelves and running the cash register and doing whatever else Jim Jam, your minotaur boss, needs you to do.

He's a pretty decent boss, and you get a discount on anything you buy in the shop. More importantly, the schedule is flexible, allowing you time to pursue your weekend passion: exploring ruins in search of ancient artifacts.


Written for Rare Story Prompts Contest #1

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Your roommate, Filly Anon, clogs the toilet. Repeatedly. Not out of malice, but just because she's an equine.

While you're plunging it for the umpteenth time, she explains the circle of life as earth ponies understand it.

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After a really bad morning, Twilight discovers that the Crystal Castle Kitchen is out of coffee, tea, and hot chocolate. So she goes to Starbuckers instead and orders a Venti White Chocolate Mocha to cheer herself up.

Starbuckers is out of regular coffee, too. But they still have decaf.


Now with a reading by Lotus Moon

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Louis Keller has about the strangest day at work ever when Applejack arrives to rent a Bobcat. She's got an appointment, a credit card, and an honest face, but should ponies be trusted with heavy equipment?

Louis thinks so.


Now with a reading by No One And Nobody

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Marenberg is under siege. Every day, ponies go out to battle, and every night they come back in, gaining nothing. Captain Jade Thorn finally decides to try a risky strategy in the hopes of a quick payoff.

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Once upon a time, there was a man living in a typical suburban house in the heart of America, and one day he somehow found himself someplace in Equestria. But this was no ordinary place in Equestria! It was an extraordinary place where no human has ever been before.


In honor of National Bat Appreciation Day

Now with a reading by Icahbod Creep!

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