• Published 29th Jul 2018
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Mongolian Horse Friction - Admiral Biscuit



You have two questions: what, exactly, is Tree Hugger on, and where do you get some?

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Later

You wake up in a tree. You must have been there for a while; there's a bird's nest on your head. A literal, actual bird's nest, with a slightly peeved blue jay in it. You're also still naked.

Cloud Chaser is also in the tree. She's sprawled out along a branch, flat on her back, her tail dangling down below her.

You lean over and lick her again.

Comments ( 106 )

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Blog post will be forthcoming when I'm back home :heart:

I like this this is good
I may read it

Well, that was... a thing, yes. An interesting thing, even. And boy howdy, wasn't that last line awfully ambigious in that it doesn't quite clarify where and why he licked her again. But hey, he made a new friend and had a good time, so there's that!

:rainbowlaugh:

Oh this was great, but then again I expect nothing less from your stories. :heart:

If you can’t lick ‘em.... well, I guess you can.

Like, have some Mongolian Throat Singing, my dude. Spreading some gnarly vibes from the ancient steppes. :rainbowderp:

Pretty sure you could keep this one Incomplete for a few chapters. There's definitely potential for more licks. :rainbowlaugh:

9076475 Clearly licking them in this context is joining them.

Psychoactive Pegasus Perspiration!

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

Well'p.

That was a thing.

That happened.

I was there at the start.

That was a thing.

I tried and failed to help!

I love this web site.

I feel like I should be high to read something like this.
Heh this was great.
Lick da pony! Expand your horizons!

Well, at least it wasn't ket.

I've been asking the 2 questions in the synopsis since her appearance at the gala

9076582
This sounds like a heavy metal cover of a bollywood song.

and you now fully understand triangles.

I call bullshit on such a high level it defies reality itself.
I also want a lick of that :rainbowwild:

Better be careful if you fully understand triangles. On the other hand, in Equestria Hounds of Tindalos are just Tuesday.

9077135
I'm always amazed at the lengths people will go to to get high, and to get a quality product.

I'm also pretty sure I don't want to know how this process was discovered.

Well, I learned something today.

You actually wrote it! I mean, I knew you would, but I was still shocked to see it uploaded and now I can say I've read it

ROBCakeran53
Moderator

This story makes my loins burn with a fire that no other story could.

Yeeeeeees so good.

*licks his Admiral Biscuit shirt*

So good.

Should this story be rated M since you know... The human nudity?:rainbowhuh:

9077979
That's easy two Pegasi crashed in the weed together and helped each other out in preening and discovered it. Since then earth ponies continue the runs, but unicorns smoke the weed cause they are stuck up.

Just a theory.

Not even remotely what I expected. I regret not being more involved in the creation process.

9076440

I like this this is good
I may read it

How will you know if it’s good or not if you don’t?

9076445

Well, that was... a thing, yes. An interesting thing, even.

:heart:

And boy howdy, wasn't that last line awfully ambiguous in that it doesn't quite clarify where and why he licked her again.

The why is because he wanted to. The where is up to the reader to determine.

But hey, he made a new friend and had a good time, so there's that!

Friendship is magic, after all.

9076475

If you can’t lick ‘em.... well, I guess you can.

<groans>

9076561
Really, the only thing I’m missing is having “Poor impulse control” tattooed on my forehead.

9076582

Like, have some Mongolian Throat Singing, my dude. Spreading some gnarly vibes from the ancient steppes. :rainbowderp:

Mongolian throat singing is awesome! I can almost hit some of the low notes when I’ve had a few beers (emphasis on almost).

9076794

Pretty sure you could keep this one Incomplete for a few chapters. There's definitely potential for more licks. :rainbowlaugh:

:derpytongue2:

9076845
Ooh, that’s nicely alliterative!

9077073
It’s amazing how many different crazy ideas people come up with, to be honest.

9077372

I feel like I should be high to read something like this.

I think that would certainly add something to the experience.

Lick da pony! Expand your horizons!

:heart:

9081304
Losing your soul gives you cool powers.

9077829

I call bullshit on such a high level it defies reality itself.

:rainbowlaugh:

I also want a lick of that :rainbowwild:

Who wouldn’t?

9077979

Better be careful if you fully understand triangles. On the other hand, in Equestria Hounds of Tindalos are just Tuesday.

Yeah, that’s the thing about Equestria. Monsters are par for the course, which really explains a lot about how the ponies act sometimes.

I'm always amazed at the lengths people will go to to get high, and to get a quality product.

I’d ride a horse naked just for fun. (that was probably TMI) The drugs would just be a bonus.

9078065
That’s what I strive for in every one of my fics.

9078505

You actually wrote it! I mean, I knew you would,

Of course I wrote it--of course I would.

but I was still shocked to see it uploaded and now I can say I've read it

:heart:

9078762

This story makes my loins burn with a fire that no other story could.
Yeeeeeees so good.
*licks his Admiral Biscuit shirt*
So good.

Lick Admiral Biscuit shirts, see the future.
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9079629

That's easy two Pegasi crashed in the weed together and helped each other out in preening and discovered it. Since then earth ponies continue the runs, but unicorns smoke the weed cause they are stuck up.

Just a theory.

I am 100% behind this theory.

9080638

Not even remotely what I expected.

Dare I ask what you did expect?

I regret not being more involved in the creation process.

<hugs>
Next time, I’ll be sure to bounce a weird question off you.

9081329
Alright, that’s fair.

The downside is that automatic doors don’t work anymore if you haven’t got a soul.

9081368
I thought human nudity isn't allowed on rated T stories? :rainbowhuh:

9081464
As long as it’s not graphic.

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