How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.
I'm here to read great stories. If you're reading this, you must have made a wrong turn.
Don't hate me cause I'm funny~ Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful~ You should hate me cause I'm better then you.
"I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards." -- Garth Marenghi
I am general Kristonal Prime and my clone identification number is CG-7979-56 i am a clone general and the leader of the 599th sky corps. but you can call me general or sir.
pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here
You may call me DHF1999 or just Doc. I will try to write some stories, but in the meantime, reading/commenting is what is left.
Probably never going to upload any story, but I will comment.
I don't write much, but I love to read. If I enjoyed a story at least a little then it's in my favorites. Go ahead and check 'em out.
Wanna know what happens after a controversy fades away? Absolutely nothing, because it's gone.
Remember that if you fall asleep and wake up in a UFO, you will get a beard. So don't be afraid of U.F.OS!
With a force of a thousand Derpys we shall conqueror the world. Nothing can stop us from our dreams of free muffins for the world. (Twilestia is Bestia)
Loopy as you know youre Old enough to know that Love is horrible.... 05 May 2015 - 28.October 2015
Fell out of the fandom mid 2017, will check back once in a while when the nostalgia hits......
When I was twelve, my Dad and I had 'the Talk.' "Dad," I began, "When a boy and a dictionary love each other very much..."
"I survived because the fire inside burned brighter than the fire around me. I fell down into that dark chasm, but the flame burned on and on." -- Joshua Graham
Waterworn doesn't mean squat when you're an eternal flame, baby!
Within my domain is my hoard of knowledge. I house tomes and stories about the equine brethren.
;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now
Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae
I'm just some 29-year old dude from Canada hoping to become a screenplay writer one day. That's all.
brony, gamer, and fun to hang out with. I am available for proofreading and edititng. Dip Dip Potato Chip
Back again do the world of equestria! Riping and tearing trought the concorrence! >/
Doing a lot of thinking as of late. My pm box is always open if you wanna talk ^_^