I am not a person, but I play one on TV.

Flip a coin, take a chance, it doesn't really matter. We're all living in a house of cards, just waiting for it all to fall.

I ship it like FedEx.

You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things. Because you are the reader. And you bring our worlds to life.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Drawing equines. Check out my art on my Twitter account

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.

Gassing yourself is the only solution. In fact, it's the final solution.

Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

Formerly Poop Tickler

Supreme leader of the Union of Broviet Brocialist Bropublics. Writes tastefully smutty fics when he has time between banishing you to the Gulag and fucking your waifu.

The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Author & Pre-reader; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

All I do with my free time is skate, play games, read, and play basketball. I also share this account with a friend.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

"1/4 hipster, 3/4 kawaii"

Hey all, I'm billymorph, a semi-professional writer, self-published author and full-time pony fan. If you enjoy my work, please support me on Patreon!

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

space is a waste

Writer. Editor. Spaceman.

Moved on.

Don't you have somewhere better to be?

[center]Bye guys[/center]

So am I famous yet? No? Perfect! I will write my stories for you, and there will be much rejoicing...over cake! =D

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

I have no idea what I'm doing. Except I do, and it's reading/writing pony porn.

I used to be relevant!

I am terror.

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

Writer/Admin/Title VII requirement for Horse News; humanized/equestria girls fanfic writer. Pardon my grit

Former furre moving to MUCH better things.

Yes

Crème de la meme