I used to be relevant!

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Hey all, I'm billymorph, a semi-professional writer, self-published author and full-time pony fan. If you enjoy my work, please support me on Patreon!

This is a superfluous feature and you should feel superfluous.

I didn't choose the skux life, the skux life chose me. (Can also be found at luckydreamsart.tumblr.com!)

TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.

Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!

I'm just here to write.

“I need you, the reader, to imagine us, for we don't really exist if you don't.”

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

okay now kiss!

Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

time is a crime

Only mostly dead.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

It's fanfiction all the way down.

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

loves tiaras.

Be kind. For everyone you meet, life is a hard battle.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

space is a waste

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Dreadfully inactive.

Once a Bandle gunner, always a Bandle gunner.

I type stories using my hands

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5