When you’re as old as Celestia is, finding satisfying pleasure is a difficult task. And then one day, Celestia discovers a new side of pleasure she hadn’t found before and goes on a journey to maximize its potential. The best part is, her subjects won’t have a clue even when she's right under their noses.

A crack chronicle of pony x object stories. Enjoy the copious innuendo.

People who have helped:
DjNightmareNight (The one with no spaces in his name).

There’s no doubt that Pinkie Pie plus any whimsical instrument is bound to strum up unique results. There’s also the unique brand of terror that one acquires when one discovers it’s no normal slide whistle either. Is there a devious plan behind the mask of smiles, or is everyone simply suspecting too much from the bubble gum mare?

Warnings: Sexual references, Trixie being used one hundred and eighty-four times, a rim job, and puns. If you’re here for serious romance, you’ve failed to read the title.

Wheels make fake promises, wheels love and leave, and wheels will break your heart. Wheels will lend an ear, be your best friend, and always roll with the punches. There are an infinite amount of sides to a wheel for every emotion there is a three-sixty of it. There is a story of a young mare who loved and lost and never remembered it, of thieves who wished to steal away her lover. This is that story. This is the short but tragic story of Trixie…

And Rollando.

Pre-read by: Taranasaurus0.0

He was a man, a foolish man, who found the way there.
The only problem is not all humans make it to Equestria, not all humans make it back.
These are his final thoughts, the only thing we know of him.

Alicorns do not have impregnable immunity nor immortality, but permanent longevity. They are susceptible to pathogens just as well as normal Equestrians are. While their natural body systems are heavily reinforced to facilitate their boundless lifespan, they can become ill. It just so happens Twilight catches a nasty bug that has some... chaotic side effects.

Pre-read by: ALEXAROTH and Taranasaurus0.0.

They take… really long bubble baths.

An indirect sequel to “My Little Staring Contest: Alicorns can stare for a very long time.”

If Discord won, would life really be so bad? Probably not. Is Celestia’s interpretation of disharmony exaggerated? Probably so. Let’s take a moment and investigate these average occurrences of everyday life staring none other than: you, the flower shop owner. Just how bad can Chaos actually be?

Description: If you don’t read this description, you better grab a prescription because you’ll be in for a rude, painful surprise: Iron Will is now Terry Tate in Equestria as a civil policeman. A crossover ensues.

...is an extremely long time. When Nightmare Moon returned, everypony forgot that something truly terrible was brewing. No, not evil, not maleficence, but something truly wicked. Something of truly preposterous porous proportions.

The imagination of a child’s mind is as powerful as it is boundless. When the Cutie Mark Crusaders use Twilight’s hot air balloon box from storage, they use the one force that the librarian can’t quite grasp.

Author’s Note: If this sounds oddly familiar, then your Pinkie Senses are correct! This is inspired by the Spongebob episode “Idiot Box”.