Afternoon of Day 3
Luna’s journal
Natural fatigue has taken over both of our guards. In training, we had tested them to see how long they could go without food and water if they were ever caught in a wilderness for survival. They did very well in this game of Capture the Flag, lasting an upwards of three days. I foresee a possible promotion of these rookies once the peeping jurisdiction is properly taken care of. It pains me to have to punish my guards after so much work for me, but they still must receive a demerit on their record. I don’t know if Celestia plans to publicly announce this, but I shall keep this incident hushed for their sake.
Now that they’ve been teleported out, Celestia and I are alone. We can end this.
And I plan to.
Celestia’s Journal
Day 3
Flash succumbed to his necessities and simply couldn’t fight any longer, much like Luna’s guard. Oh brave souls, even if you were peeping I don’t think it fair to punish you after this work you’ve put in. I will consult with Luna to drop the charges completely.
But, now we are alone. I fear the worst, Luna will transform temporarily into her Nightmare Moon form. Even though I had thought the Elements of Harmony had vanquished that evil from her body, it seems she has learned how to channel that greater power of her own will over these last few years. I can’t deny my own jealousy that she is the more powerful of us two. Do I have a power greater than my own that I have not yet realized?
I, in truth, don’t wish to find out anytime soon. Speaking of soon, I know how to end this.
2450642
getting kicked in the balls by a pony must be... oh man.
2450670At least it was a Pegasus and not an Earth Pony (Forcibly inserts mental image of what would happen if Big Mac kicked somepony in the nads)
2450683
It'd be bucking nuts.
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Say good bye to having anything there, and say hello to having a bloody... pudding like... Jello ish... messy... I'm just going to stop my self there, and save everyone from going into detail.
2450686 (Zoidberg) That was bad and you should feel bad! :I
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2450686 Oh, not you didn't - oh, yes you did.
This is why I love these "My (not-so-)Little Alicorn" contests. The arguments over such little things turn into battles of legendary and epic proportions.
Much approval.
2451026 I don't know a couple billion dollar bath would be very very worth epic battle.
2450851
oh pinkie, you so random
war...war never changes
Mistress! You have delivered more of your wondrous story to our mortal eyes!
We worship your greatness!
...
Mistress, how much more punishment do you require of us? We can still bring out the ball gags and latex suits if that is your wish...
2452100
Deal. I'm going out to dinner and then I'll come back and post the finale. Wanna not join me there because we're complete strangers and that would be weird even though I still love you like I love every stranger?
Or, y'know, you can wait.
2449450 "Hold up the sign, Leonard, so I can be sure."
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I recognized it. I simply chose not to inform anyone.
2451257 True, but it doesn't seem to start there. First we had a staring contest over a muffin. Now it's Capture the Flag with bubble cannons over bits - admittedly, a LOT of bits, but still.
I've got to wonder if passing the ketchup is going to start CoDXXIII or something - don't you dare, Cosmic!
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I would never do something like that. I may have to incorporate Twilight into the next episode seeing as she's an Alicorn. Maybe even Cadance? I don't know though, I really love the whole "two sisters ruling a country doing stupid things" idea. I wouldn't want to ruin it by branching out too much.
I have a feeling though, from these comments, I may have my next idea lined up. Give it about a year, to match the waiting time of last one (sly wink).
2452690 The hay you wouldn't! (sigh)
I don't know who said it first, but "I have got to learn to keep my big mouth shut."
2450686
HA!
2450851 I recently attempted to start learning Russian. Whenever I see cyrillic I attempt to translate. I hope you know you just killed my tongue.
Okay, so Nightmare Moon and Tyrant Sun are about to go at each other without any restraint. I don't think that the bathroom... actually I'm not sure that Canterlot could survive that. I think Equestria is about to gain its second magical fall-out zone.
"War... war never changes... But the ponies do, and the paths they trot..."