My Little Bubble Bath: Alicorns take very long bubble baths

by CosmicAfro

Tunnel vision

Silver Lining ripped the poster off the wall. A hole just large enough for a standard male guard, even with his helmet on, to crawl through was revealed. “Just like he said, right here.” He peeked inside and discovered a metal ladder a few feet in. “Wow, he’s been working for a long time on this one, just look how smooth the walls are.” In the inside of the tunnel was a switch. Without thinking, he flicked it and a small series of lights behind the ladder turned on.

“I didn’t come here to admire his handiwork,” she flatly stated. She pushed him to the side and began to crawl in. Her sleeker form gave her no issue in moving through and reaching the ladder, which was also suspiciously roomy, and she ascended with ease. Silver did so as well, but with far less grace as he squirmed like a worm.

“So, Penumbra, I’ve been meaning to ask, why are you spying on Princess Luna?” he grunted as his hoof finally met the ladder he sought.

“I know what you’re asking. No, I’m not. I actually was asked to be her secret keeper. As such, I need to be around her or near her almost all the time. But, I can’t always been seen by her either.” She rubbed tried to rub the back of her head as she accidentally knocked it into the bar above her. “So, Mr. Goody Goody, why were you spying on Celestia?” She looked down to see him just now starting to move up the ladder.

“I… we all have one weird hobby. I have no excuse for myself. I prefer to be an honest stallion, like Peeps. Say what you will about him, he always comes clean when caught. That takes guts.”

She giggled. “Oh come on, it’s nothing to be ashamed of. Well, peeping yes, but come on, no one’s that straight. Celestia’s gorgeous! I can’t think of one pony in Equestria who wouldn’t want some of her.”

He gave a soft “hmmmmm.” “How about Princess Luna?”

“Touche. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m a bit stuck up here, the tunnel gets a bit tighter. I’ll see if I can’t scrape some away or something so you can get through.”

Silver Lining looked up, avoiding some of the dirt and rubble to watch Penumbra’s bottom wiggle above him as she moved to expand the tunnel. Well, at least there’s this. I don’t mind waiting at all.

Comments

[Elitrino]

heheheheheeh, i would wait too....

[Orai]

...reaching the ladder, which was also suspiciously roomy, and she ascended without ease.

That, I think, would make a lot more sense if it was "with" instead of "without."

[CosmicAfro]

2445551
Noted

2445640
Fixing now.

[Aurora Dimmet]

Silver Lining's getting an eyeful!

[Morphy]

2445693
Pre-show extra feature by the looks of it.

[meerkat8472]

2445685 Ok, you have a good point there. Luna is usually depicted as having a teenager type mind. I wasn't really saying that Luna didn't deserve to feel stupid about it. Just seems a waste for something Celestia has been planning for a melenia, that's all. Also I'm not an NLR fanatic. I don't even like the idea of the NLR. I do like Luna though, but no more than I like Celestia.

[TheFIMguru]

Ahhh, glorious idiocy at its prime

[CosmicAfro]

2445720>>2445685

Theories, postulations and healthy arguments over a bubble bath! Maybe I don't give myself enough credit. I think you two are going to enjoy the ending.

[GordonFreebrony]

Mistress! How do you pump out so many chapters in a day? It is a miracle!
Also: Ha HAHA... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
You are a comedic genius, Mistress!
Also:
I have stopped writing pointless comments, Mistress! Does that please you, Mistress?

[CosmicAfro]

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This pleases me.

(Holy crap what's wrong with me?)

And like I've said in chapter... 3? It's all written 100% It's done, I could post all of it now if I wanted to.

[Veryveryfluttershy]

2446751 Can you post some more chapters right now? I just ran out of ones to read.
Also: Please tell me Luna wins! Please tell me Luna wins!

[CosmicAfro]

2446969
Sorry, the next scheduled update is late tonight. Partially real time story posting.

Wicked, I know.

[Inrix]

2446981

Lol...

[GordonFreebrony]

2446751
MISTRESS!
You tempt us so! We beg of you not to harm us for requesting, well, more of your perfection!

[Verdigris]

2446751 And this image pleases me. I will save it for eons, or until I get my story finished, whichever comes first.
No, I will not answer the obvious question...
We SOOO need a TrollLuna emoticon.

[Verdigris]

2447725 Hey, stop that! Drooling is undignified, unsanitary and against OSHA regulations for safety reasons.

[Brony_9_9]

Of course they take long bubble baths. I do too.

[GordonFreebrony]

2448006
But Mistress likes our drool, right Mistress? Or should we punish ourselves for drooling in you presence?
Mistress, We have realized that this comment is pointless. We will punish ourselves for that too...
*begins pounding own head with crowbar*
Bad Gordon, Bad Gordon!

[Verdigris]

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[PaxMano33]

2448006 mistress, enlighten your foolish thralls what OSHA is! we know not! and this one knows that it is not the place of thralls to ask questions of their mistress.... he is very very sorry and will punish himself most vigorously in whatever fashion you require of him! until then, the sweet kiss of the blade shall suffice...*pulls out knife and starts cutting his wrists, laughing maniacally and whispering his joy at serving the mistress*

[Luna Secret Stallion]

Silver Lining looked up, avoiding some of the dirt and rubble to watch Penumbra’s bottom wiggle above him as she moved to expand the tunnel. Well, at least there’s this. I don’t mind waiting at all.

A true man!