//------------------------------// // Puns // Story: My Little Bubble Bath: Alicorns take very long bubble baths // by CosmicAfro //------------------------------// “Oh crap. That bottle just like, exploded.” “I can’t see a thing in there.” “I can. Celestia’s right next to me.” “What’s going on?” “Well, she seems to be in a state of shock. She’s just kind of standing there, trying to absorb what just happened. I’m kind of doing the same.” “Agreed.” “Shh! She’s about to speak!” “Oh no! Not Princess Luna! Poor bubbles in her eyes… the poor thing.” “What about Celestia! Look at her, she’s worried sick!” “What a dive!” “Truly graceful form!” “Shh!” “Oh shh you, that was a ten out of ten in my books.” “I’d agree except her left leg wasn’t with her right the entire way. It was pretty uneven.” “Yeah, but she’s Princess Celestia.” “True. Ten out of ten.” “I swear, if you guys don’t keep your voices down, they’ll hear us through the wood!” “Y’know, Luna makes a good point about her diving.” “I disagree, anypony would have jumped in recklessly. If this was a real life or death situation, I’m sure Celestia would have figured something out.” “True.” “Celestia’s smiling with the look on her face.” “What look?” “Was that… did she just.” “She just called Luna fat.” “But she does have a nice butt.” “Shh!” “There’s my Princess Luna! Look at that graceful bubble beard she’s wearing.” “Heh, look. She’s Star Swirl the Bubblebearded.” “She’s got a little fluff on her head too. She kind of looks like Bibsy the Deaf.” “I think you mean, bubbly the deaf.” “Oh, we doing famous pony bubble puns? How about our latest one? Twilight Popple?” “Pinkie Pop, Element of laughter.” “Oh Oh, Rainbubble Dash!” “Latherjack?” “Bath puns? How about Soapity, Element of Generosity.” “Suddsershy, Element of Kindness.” “Princess Iridescence of the Crystal Empire?” “Prince BlueBubble.” “Queen Cleanaris, the Bubbling leader.” “Clever.” “Thanks.” “You guys are idiots… so shut up please.” “Hey, I’m going to move towards the other side.” “Ok, just watch out for the loose board.” “The loose wh-” Crack! Ka-boof! Buh… “Oh crap.”