Behind the wood…
“You know if Princess Celestia ever discovers you’ve been tunneling behind the walls, she’ll have you exiled…”
“Oh, and drilling holes in the Everfree wood.”
“Just how long have you been doing this anyways?”
“Shh, you idiots, they’ll hear us.”
“Luna’s got a nice butt.”
“Amen to that.”
“Shh!”
“So, what do you think they’re gunna do in there?”
“I see Celestia go in here sometimes. She normally just soaks a while and then leaves. The way she’ll lift those long, slender legs just above the top of the water like a graceful swan, how her hair wraps effortlessly around her body and still shimmers like a glistering grove, her sleek figure just...”
“So, basically we’re in for a show?”
“I wonder if they’ll start washing each other?”
“I like the way you think.”
“Shh! They’re by the chairs!”
“Is Luna about to-“
Sploosh!
“That cannonball was beautiful!”
“Yeah, she has amazing form, the water almost hit the ceiling.”
“Not that you dolt, I got a good shot of her ass and everything.”
“Wait, shot?”
“Shh!”
“Yeah, I brought a camera. Here, come look at it.”
Scuffle, scuffle, scuffle.
“I don’t see anything real- whoa ho ho ho! That’s a good shot!”
“Luna looks so cute with her duck.”
“Shh, Celestia’s near the water pump!”
“Her butt is right next to my face and she doesn’t even know it.”
“Lucky bast-“
“Shh! She’s grabbing something out of her saddlebag.”
“Is that a bottle?”
“Is she gunna throw-“
“What does that even- oh!”
2434872 Yeah dude. I was there!
seeing ponies are naked all the time I can't quite place why the guys are so excited about watching the sisters bathe, the main point of which is to see people naked.
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Dat....ass?
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which they could see all the time. and apparently they're mostly hidden by bubbles now.
Why isn't this on the greybar? It has a pefect scoe.
2434941 Not for long
uh... please don't let these perverts get away with this? (those photos deserve to be viewed by all)
If Twilight hears about the guards peeping, she is gonna be .
Me like.
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Sort of. Story has to have 4k+ words.
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Oh, is that all? Seems like a silly rule, brilliant stories can be done in much less than 4000 words.
But ok, that takes some stress off my mind.
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Yup, that's all.
And yeah, it does mean those quality short stories cannot get featured. But before the change, the feature box was loaded with the short stories, and not of the brilliant type. Cheap feels, pony verbs a noun, and video game crossovers were the order of the day.
So anyway, not perfect, but better than it was
2437192 she's just jealous of their view of Celestia
The chapters are individually too short, I think. Something about minimum number of words per chapter in the rules or something
2440579 There actually isn't a minimum CHAPTER word limit. But to post a story it has to be 1,000 words long, but it can be in more than 1 chapter.
Luna damnit!
They forgot to invite me!
2440790 his user name made that al too perfect
I hope that those guys like the Moon; they're going to be spending quite a while there.
Gross! Celestia needs to fire those pervs!