Just down the hall…
“…my things and meet you there, ok?”
“I look forward to it.”
The unicorn guard was peering just beyond the pillar near the end of the opposite end of the hall. Though their voices were hushed and the distance was a grand as the floors he stood on, the stillness of the silent castle proved to be quiet enough for him to catch just about every word his ears eagerly craved. “Two princesses in the royal bath?” he whispered to himself. “All the guys will love this.”
He snickered to himself, enjoying the perks of his job and some secret relevant information on some perfectly placed peep holes for such an occasion. He pulled a scroll and quill out of his helmet.
“Royal bath
C and L
Tonight.
~P”
Aww yeahh.
I...I d-don't know if I'm r-ready for this
Bubbly bubble.
A sequel? So soon!
I'm interested.
Shame on those stallions, peeping toms that they are.
Ciao darling
I'm so ready for this. Bring on the bubbly bubble bath!
Ohyes, can't wait for more
2433841 Pls be joking ;_;
Cheeky Royal Guards.
P. P WAT R U DOING? P, STAHP.
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Not to be outdone, the west facing window events stole fifteen jackhammers and had a power tool fight in a china shop, painted half of the town red, used megaphones to create that horrible screech noise inside of an old rest home, and rapped Numa Numa for three hours straight.
It turned into a whole east side/ west side thing.
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Whoa buddy, we all know why these stories are really posted.
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I'm half waiting for the "Awwww yeah" face to be posted here because of your comment.
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You better prepare yourself, it only becomes more nuts from here.
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Popply Popple
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My Little Staring Contest was out almost a year ago.
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Good to "note".
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You don't know the half of it, yet.
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With a cute avatar like that? Stop, my heart is attacking me!
2434590 Hey, you're here!
Celly & Woona Wet Mane Tiem Nao?
YES. *pomf*
By the way, 400 views!
that guard is the smartest pony in all the land, while at the same time the dumbest!
2434590 Why, hello, old friend. I can see you're still posting around here.
“I look forward to it.”
The unicorn guard was peering just beyond the pillar near the end of the opposite end of the hall. Though their voices were hushed and the distance was a grand as the floors he stood on, the stillness of the silent castle proved to be quiet enough for him to catch just about every word his ears eagerly craved. “Two princesses in the royal bath?” he whispered to himself. “All the guys will love this.”
He snickered to himself, enjoying the perks of his job and some secret relevant information on some perfectly placed peep holes for such an occasion. He pulled a scroll and quill out of his helmet.
“Royal bath
C and L
Tonight.
~P”
Obvisuly this letter yells perv
Okay, now we have the Equestrian version of Porky's going on.
This can only get
worsebetter.2442066
Well, how can one resist to gaze upon the body of a goddess? ;)
That guard may be in big trouble later on!... but for now go dude go!