A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
Mainly an editor. Currently working for Rakni.
Lapis Lazuli the Ocean Gem. "Hey guys! I changed my name."
Writing about magic, romance and the bonds of friendship!
A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.
There are a lot of things wrong with me. But there are a few things right.
Sleep is for the weak. I'm so weak that I can barely lift a pencil without having cramps.
"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."
I always bring a sword to a gun fight...If its in close quarters
The greatest gift you can give someone is your time. As it is a portion of yourself you can never get back.
im not in this anymore, if i'm online i'm on a nostalgia trip lol
I don't mean to be rude, friend, but if you take one more diddly darn step right there, I'm gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck. And wowza, wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh?
Data-Scientist-in-Training and voracious fic reader. Occasionally edits/proofreads for people he likes, and even publishes story chapters once-in-a-blue-moon. Thinks he's a reneighssance pone.
Whilst 'm not as big into my little pony as when I was younger, I do wish to get back into it. And to do that, I intend to reorganize my stories slowly. Give me time.
i'm a brony who just wants to have fun, and make stuff people can enjoy
Main Bio on profile. Favorite pony is Applejack, however, Fluttershy will always have my heart. Spike is best character to me. I'm a gamer, writer, and love to read. Photo by Joakaha from DeviantArt
Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!
I feel the cold, the lonliness, rushing around me. I feel the darkness encircling, yet i do not know fear, hate or regret, i am at peace. The darkness is within, and it shall consume me.
A lazy writer with dreams of being featured.