Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Hello there! I'm your everyday guy who enjoys writing lewd stories about gay horses (and the occasional mare). So feel free to stick around if that's your thing, I hope to please you all

Everybody wants to rule the world.

I'm a strange and nice guy with a big heart :) I love to read and play video games. I live in Finland and do stuff for no apparent reason cause i am weird like that.... Brohoof! :D

I'm a fan of Yu-Gi-Oh!, a few other anime, and videogames. That being said, hope you enjoy my stories!

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

A Day in the Life

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Writing stories, drinking excessive amounts of coffee, traveling in the TARDIS, drawing for tumblr and a whole heap of other crap.

Proficient writer at a technical level. Lover of world-building. Always striving to improve.

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

Co-Admin of Clopfics. Finally decided to start writing after being here for 12 years.