With the six cultural artifacts in her possession and her teachers trapped in the single most out of the way location possible, Cozy Glow effortlessly captured the clueless Starlight and begun draining all the magic from Equestria. Soon, she would be able to call all the ponies in the world her friends, ruling with an iron hoof and free concert tickets. Her plan was working perfectly.

That is, until a factor Cozy had never considered reared her extremely peeved head: Chrysalis. And the one-time queen was going to open up the biggest can of whoop-ass anypony had ever seen on Cozy’s poor, soft hide.

The third installment of my ‘vs’ crackfic series. Not a direct sequel to Scootaloo vs Chrysalis, for obvious reasons.

Good communication between friends is important. Otherwise, accidents can happen. Such as an unlucky chimera being sent to the human world by a clueless Star Swirl, and then winding up in prison for trying to eat Sweetie Belle. Thankfully, there are plenty of folks with experience fixing this sort of thing. Unfortunately, none of those people are available, but all is not lost. Sometimes, all a man/pony-eating monstrosity needs to turn things around is a bit of guidance from other man/pony-eating monstrosities.

Written for FanOfMostEverything's Villain Exchange Program contest against my own better judgement.

Flurry Heart – alicorn, young adult, eldritch abomination from beyond the pale – has simply the worst luck with relationships. Even though she knows why and tries to correct for it by presenting herself as a less terrifying prospective partner, she still can’t seem to find that special someone her heart yearns for.

Then she meets the Storm King. Who happens to still be petrified. She can totally make that work.

Written for FamousLastWords' "Dear Love: A Beautiful Discord" contest. I'm fairly sure this is the exact opposite of what he was looking for, but screw it.

For years, the smith was more than content. He had a home, a loving family, and the power to move between worlds. But a cruel artifact turned what had been a simple excursion into an indefinite sentence within the largest of gilded cages. And so he adapted, to survive and to thrive. Once the ultimate prize had been claimed, though, he was free. Free to return to his children.

However, events on Equus were still very much in motion during Angrath's absence...

Written as a part of my 100 Follower Special for FanOfMostEverything, who requested another Magic: The Gathering crossover. Literally nobody else participated.

Lord Frieza is many things: a master of cruelties, the self-proclaimed emperor of the universe, perhaps the most feared being in said universe besides Beerus. For his participation in the Tournament of Power, Goku promised to wish him back to life with the Dragon Balls if they were victorious. Frieza had even stooped to actually fighting side by side with his nemesis to achieve that goal.

However, he neglected to specify that he keep his old body in the process.

Now, he finds himself in the most horrifying situation imaginable: being forced to learn about friendship as an adorable little colt. Strap in, folks.

"Why couldn't we have been sent to stop a war, or something?"

Starlight gets her wish, courtesy of me, Thought Prism. Because of all the wars that need stopping, an Infinity one probably takes the cake. The second story in my blatant crackfic series of 'vs' fics.

Noteworthy's marefriend, Cipher Splash, is almost perfect. She's cute, witty, and great in bed. There's just one issue: she won't open up to him at all, dodging any and all personal questions. Months have passed, and he still knows next to nothing about her as a pony. Eventually, one of them has to give. What worries Noteworthy is the possibility that the first pony who does will be him.

A submission to the Two-Faced Charade Contest, as well as a companion piece to Cipher — Decryption. Reading both stories is recommended, but not necessary.

One day, the Cutie Mark Crusaders are approached by Noteworthy, who has a problem. His marefriend, Cipher Splash, won't tell him what her cutie mark means, and nopony else seems to know either. Each clue they uncover only deepens the mystery and drives them further up the proverbial wall. Can the crusaders keep themselves from going insane and finally uncover the truth, or will Cipher live up to her name?

A submission to The Comedy (Is Serious Business) Contest, as well as a companion piece to Cipher — Encryption. Reading both stories is recommended, but not necessary.

After being blacklisted by the CIA, what's a group of freelance intelligence operatives to do? Why, sell sentient pony holograms of course.

A Crossover with FX's Archer, taking place immediately after season six for both shows.

Scootaloo is attacked by Queen Chrysalis. It ends poorly... for Chrysalis.

This is a blatant crackfic; I regret nothing.