Scootaloo is attacked by Queen Chrysalis. It ends poorly... for Chrysalis.
This is a blatant crackfic; I regret nothing.
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Wow
they should be the replacement when the mane 6 can't stop whatever is going on!
Shadow: Chrysalis is DED. Not pig soup-rice.
Chickens.... the most dangerous creatures there are
The is a legend of Zelda joke!!!!!
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I hope the Cuccos have more than one summoning call...
In any case, a delightful bit of insanity. Thank you for it.
I would take this moment to point out that Scootaloo was a flower girl at the wedding. So she had a front row seat to the invastion of Canterlot.
That said, cute story. While I personally am too sick of whole Scootaloo chicken jokes to find this funny, I can see why others would. So good job, even if it’s not my cup of tea.
Scoots is one of the CMC, even with out the chickens it would end badly for Chrissy!
From one crackfic writer to another, I love this.
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Scootaloo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. Telling your lies in a filly disguise, but you're not a mare, you're a Scootaloo.
I love this.
I should have just stopped reading after that. I despise that stupid chicken gag.
Made me think of the chicken from the legend of Zelda.
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Not to mention was fillynapped alongside her friends in the first comic arc so she would definitely know who she was.
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I think that was the intent. Only Cucco's are known to cause such a death with an invincible army of chickens.
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So do I and many others as well. But it was kinda funny at least.
This was great, simply great.
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Honestly, I was too frustrated to find this funny. But I'm glad others enjoyed it.
"BaCAAAW!"
And Twilight's eyes ended up getting pecked out before Scootaloo could call them off.
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Am I the only one that got that?
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I know what you mean it's a really over used and bad joke.
Fus ro baCAW?
Is Scootaloo the great Poultryborn of legend?
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Scootaloo, the cuckoo master... Too bad there was not any Super Saiyan Cuckoo around
I enjoyed this far more than I should. THe chicken swarm is my favorite Zelda feature.
Downvoted for the over-used retarded chicken joke.
bs chicken jokes aside this is funny, and can you do one where Rarity summons a legion of marshmallows?
FINALLY! Someone actually made this gag funny!
So... Zelda Cuckoos then?
"Dayum Scoots, we coulda used that Diamond Tiara was pickin' on us!" said Apple Bloom.
Truly the most devastating of all summoning techniques.
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You genius! You absolute GOD of a person!
BaCAAW
This was a treat
Twilight ...... Run.
Good.
This was delightfully stupid. Thank you
Looks like I'm the only one who caught this. The LoZ reference was obvious, but this here is from when Squirrel Girl beat Doctor Doom with... a swarm of squirrels.
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No one ever expects the inquichickens! Haha......I'll be quiet now.
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Yep, nobody expects that.
Hey, when was Scootaloo a chicken from Legend of Zelda
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Downvoted you for over retarded stick in the ass