Noteworthy's marefriend, Cipher Splash, is almost perfect. She's cute, witty, and great in bed. There's just one issue: she won't open up to him at all, dodging any and all personal questions. Months have passed, and he still knows next to nothing about her as a pony. Eventually, one of them has to give. What worries Noteworthy is the possibility that the first pony who does will be him.

A submission to the Two-Faced Charade Contest, as well as a companion piece to Cipher — Decryption. Reading both stories is recommended, but not necessary.