What to do with my life now

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Writer and Spriter.

YO! I write stuff. Primarily comedy for now but I will experiment with other genre's. some will go better that others.

This is fiction. But it is based...

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

They're gonna mess up my FUCKING TOMATOES.

Not a synth.

I'm a guy.

A rocking brony with a love for crossover and adventure. Currently part time in college

A german guy doing his best to tell the tale of the Trail of a Shooting Star. If you like it, why not join the Ranger HQ group for possible sidestories? Or hunt for references?

There really is not much to say, except I am here for the same reason I write on Fanfiction. I want to entertain you with my writing, not just detail it but make you feel that you are in the story.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

An aspiring writer that loves the fandom and it's works

Not much to say here. Im an average male with a very big soft spot for romance, I like technology, and I'm not the best of writers, but I try so I'm doing better than most