We writers do not speak. We do not hear. We have no songs. We have no pictures. We only have scripture. From words we bring images. From words we bring emotion. From words we bring life.

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Bippity boppity boo. To you I say adieu

Just remember, a cactus isn't a vegetable.

"If you're going through hell, Keep Going" - Winston Churchill

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

I'm just an humble (wanna-be) MLP fanfic author and fanartist. I also love drawing fancomics and worshipping Applejack (as well as Rainbow Dash and Daring Do. In that order).

Losing my mind, and proud of it!

I escaped from NY and LA, i'm not going to escape from Equestria, i like it here, much better than America

RIP Clint "Crazy Train" Masterson, 05/09/92-02/08/15

eyy b0ss ken i habe a pizzapls?

I want to write stories with ponies, insanity, romance and intense action. Is that too much to ask for?

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

Property of Officer Hot-Pants.

Can answer questions regarding site rules or policies for any content as well as their enforcement/punishment.

If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Ah, mon petit dame fleur... Welcome.

The sexiest man you've ever met.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

Pspspspss- I’m literally never active anymore XD Moo#5317 Have my discord handle

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Metal music, guitars, and model electric trains. Rainbow Dash is best pony!

Cipher Splash squadron leader of the grand pegasus enclave, yes me and Cipher are females

If you're going through hell, Keep Going. (Winston Churchill)