A human, transformed and trapped in a world of ponies, bored out of his mind.
What better time to put to use humanity's two greatest assets?
Boundless creativity... and hundreds of hours of procedural crime shows.

I fear this may end violently.

[Characters will be added as they are introduced]

Twilight's friends try to work out what to order to eat.
Meanwhile, Twilight seems... somewhat distracted by something.
If only she'd just say what it is.

Written after being given only the title as a prompt for inspiration.

When villains descend on the sleepy town of Ponyville, a hero must rise up to protect it.

So long as she gets home before the pie finishes baking and anypony realizes she's gone!

The yearly flu has struck Ponyville once more and countless ponies are resting up at home, surrounded by used tissues and bowls of various home remedies.

Unfortunately, this year's variation of the age old sniffles has an unexpected new symptom: Spontaneous bursts of supervillianry.

Fortunately, none of them are any good at it.

Celestia needs a cake for her upcoming party, and not just any cake will do.
So she contacts the greatest catering service in the multiverse.
Unfortunately, they were all booked up, so she settled for the second best: Mung Daal's Catering.
Maybe she should send a chef along as well, just in case.
Now who would be good at cooking extravagant desserts with a ragtag group of eccentrics?

Queen Chrysalis finds herself on the wrong end of a trope when she wakes up tied to a chair. Who is her captor and what does he want? Only time will tell.

My first (and in all likelihood, last) attempt at writing something in this sort of genre. This was supposed to be for Valentine's day (2017) but it just kept fighting me.

Note: Despite tags, no actual explicitness occurs onscreen. Just obvious implications.

Twilight Sparkle always thought that friendship (and by association, magic) was the strongest force in the universe. But what happens when she finds something even stronger?

This story brought to you by my patreon supporter: Josephi Krakowski

Cover Art provided by the illustrious Mix-up (who is also open for commissions and always a great pleasure to work with)

Some years ago--never mind how long precisely--having few to no bits in their purse, Cheese Sandwich and his little brother Tomato Sandwich set out on a quest to acquire an accordion through music and brotherhood.

Written for Tumbleweed's Springtime Sandbox-Slash-Sandbox Switcheroo!.

I had the pleasure of writing a piece based off the works of Sketcha-Holic, particularly her anthology of stories about the relationship between Cheese Sandwich and his (non-canon) little brother Tomato "Tommy" Sandwich.

As far as chronology goes, this takes place after Tales of Two Sandwiches, but before It Broke the Camel's Back, and decades before the main adventures in Brother Bothers and Brotherly Bonding Time. Hopefully I didn't miss anything which would clash with her established canon.

Reading those are not required to understand this story, but I would still highly recommend them anyway.

Maud and Boulder.

A pair as iconically inseparable as Celestia and the sun or Luna and her moon.
But such was not always the case. All relationships have to start somewhere.
This is the tale of the strange circumstances under which a lifelong friendship was born.

Rainbow Dash knows she's hot stuff, but not this hot! Something's up, and it's up to her to figure it out, all while dodging constant attempts to invite her into certain situations with certain ponies that she'd really rather avoid.

Rated teen due to an unrelenting onslaught of shameless innuendo and lascivious puns. By definition, no actual sex occurs, just lots of insinuation and double talk. I might actually bump it up to mature if enough people suggest that I do so, this being my first foray into such writing.

My entry into Aragon's Comedy (is serious business) Contest, under the prompt "We Learned Something Suggestive".