Rainbow Dash knows she's hot stuff, but not this hot! Something's up, and it's up to her to figure it out, all while dodging constant attempts to invite her into certain situations with certain ponies that she'd really rather avoid.
Rated teen due to an unrelenting onslaught of shameless innuendo and lascivious puns. By definition, no actual sex occurs, just lots of insinuation and double talk. I might actually bump it up to mature if enough people suggest that I do so, this being my first foray into such writing.
My entry into Aragon's Comedy (is serious business) Contest, under the prompt "We Learned Something Suggestive".
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I loved that!
"Innuendrose" was genius and the concept is original.
However, I was wondering if there are supposed to be speech marks when Spike is shouting at the end?
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Whoops, indeed there were! Thanks for catching that, and thanks for the praise.
I would love to see Spike eat an Ultra Innuendrose.
Oof. Spike almost got some.
This was actually surprisingly well written. On a completely unrelated note, why was there a pirate in the middle of town?
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In-universe reason? He was promoting a pirate adventure themed day trip cruise.
Meta-universe reason? I had a long list of puns, idioms, and euphemisms to try and see just how many I could cram in.
>fezzik protocol
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Not very sportsmanlike, but surprisingly effective and adaptable to many situations.
This was surprisingly fun. I love the name of Innuendrose, and Spike got to be fun, which is always a plus in my book.
Don't much care for the end, but the rest was funny as heck.
Who was this? XD Who in Ponyville even came close to saying something like this, and why?
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I’m guessing it was someone literally asking her (or someone else) to help him literally go clam fishing.
Actually, the oldest known joke is about flatulence and also seems to be about a (Sumerian) gender stereotype.
Although the oldest Anglo-Saxon joke is about the Freudian nature of a man's "keys".