There is Blood Everywhere and You're Still Fixated on the Stuffed Crust!?

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Twilight's friends try to work out what to order to eat.
Meanwhile, Twilight seems... somewhat distracted by something.
If only she'd just say what it is.

Written after being given only the title as a prompt for inspiration.

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Death is disturbed

Death is disturbed #1 · Oct 23rd, 2018 · 3 · ·

"Yeah!" Pinkie cheered. "Garçon! Another order of pepper-stuffed mushroom poppers for the table! No, make it two! Fun hallucinations all around!"

I suppose that explains it also make it THREE

Jlargent

Jlargent #2 · Oct 23rd, 2018 · · ·

Cannot resist:

FanOfMostEverything

FanOfMostEverything #3 · Oct 23rd, 2018 · 1 · ·

Not what I was expecting, but still hilarious. That said, one would hope they put that disclaimer on the menu. Still, thank you for this.

Hivemind

Hivemind #4 · Oct 23rd, 2018 · · ·

Not at all what I was expecting, but I still enjoyed it a ton. Definitely the kind of laugh I needed today. Great work!

Vaalintine

Vaalintine #5 · Oct 23rd, 2018 · · ·

Blood, cheese, and friendship. Marvelous.

Death is disturbed

Death is disturbed #6 · Oct 23rd, 2018 · · ·

Also for some reason this reminds me of fire it up by disturbed

Zapper Frost

Zapper Frost #7 · Oct 23rd, 2018 · · ·

I don't see any blood? All I see are a bunch of c00t little puppers

Darkstarling

Darkstarling #8 · Oct 23rd, 2018 · · ·

I thought this was going to be like It, the scene with the blood balloons that noone else in the restaurant noticed. Instead...pepper mushroom things.

I feel like there's a reference here I'm not getting.

Prysmkitsune

Prysmkitsune #9 · Oct 24th, 2018 · · ·

reminds me of Damaged's works 'extra cheesy' and 'totaly cheesy' but with...ya know 100 percent more evil added.

Fancy Fox

Fancy Fox #10 · Oct 25th, 2018 · 3 · ·

this is from that video of those guys in a discord call arguing about pizza whist ignoring the picture someone posted full of blood. darn i forget the name of it...

RebelNarrator45

RebelNarrator45 #11 · Oct 26th, 2018 · · ·

I...what...this...you...there...it...but...

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat???????

I have no idea what I just read, or why I find it so hilarious that I'm currently crying from laughing so hard. Lol

B_Munro

B_Munro #12 · Oct 28th, 2018 · · ·

Can't they just get two pizzas? That's not a lot for six ponies, one of which is Pinkie Pie.

Very funny. I guess it's Spike's night off, so Twilight was pressed into service as the butt monkey.

(Because, really, "For the customers' safety, please do not acknowledge or contradict their delusions" doesn't make sense. Has a person tripping by accident ever, anywhere, been harmed by someone noting "duuuude. You did realize that stamp was coated in LSD before you licked it, right?")

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