Mostly harmless.

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Move along, move along.

Your soul shall be mine...

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

Pony smut author known for his love of fillies, futa, and Nightmare Moon and his deep-seated hatred for all males.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Hello. My name is Fate and I'm fictional. That's right. I don't actually exist. But I love living here at Fimfiction and I look forward to meeting you all!

My name's PJ. I'm from New York. I write pony fics. I go to parties with bronies. I'm not good at self-introduction.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

"Comfortable and evocative." --Poptartttt

Did you know brains are gluten-free?

Applejack is best pony~~

I write about Rari-Twi, Twi-Luna, Twi-Lestia, and combinations of these. On a long hiatus. Thanks for reading!