New... season? What? Two episodes already out? Pretty good ones? Huh...

192 followers?! What are you guys doing? Do you enjoy following tombstones? Are you grave robbers?

Oh well... I suppose it's time to dust off this place then, you lovable scoundrels. I did say I'd never be be rid of this place, right? It's a quaint little literary cottage. I shall spruce it back up. Expect updates soon, mis amigos.

And... there you go.

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Rumors of my death have been… most correctly up to this point. My apologies for dropping off the map everyone. Hopefully this will prove that I will not forever be that one author being deadweight in that list of people you follow, with that one little story and no more.

Though I am rather happy I didn’t decide to leave earth’s orbit with an unfinished story.

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Let me just step out of my stasis pod here...

Alright, we're set. So, yes, the final chapter of Hostile Takeover... finally.

Not only that, but I've gone back and modified a few story elements in the previous chapters that I wasn't entirely happy with (such as why Trixie simply had to use that method to threaten Flair). Nothing major and if you're a current reader, there's no need to go back and re-read them to understand the last chapter.

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Wow, what is this strange collection of data? The en-tur-net you say? I might have to give it a try. I think, once, I might have used it. That was a long time ago, though, in ages past..

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Remember last blog post how I said that I hoped I didn't put my hoof in my mouth when it came to faster updates? Well... certainly nothing like that happened here... nothing such as work, sickness, or other bothersome afflictions of life happened to me... No, sir.

A hint for the sarcastically impaired-- the above mentioned things did, indeed, happen to me. Regardless, I really ought to keep my mouth shut when it comes to saying when a new update will come out.

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To those of you who are following my story Hostile Takeover I apologize for the slow update. I'm not quite sure what is considered "average" update speed but I sure as bologna didn't meet the speed I wanted. Fortunately, there is good news out there somewhere on the horizon. You just have to search for it. Don't like Earth? It's cool, we'll be colonizing the moon someday. Afraid to turn on your television? Don't worry, Jersey Shore can only last so long. Wanting faster updates from yours truly?

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